Dr Kenneth Noisewater

Camping's cool if you get it right. Trouble is by the time you've got all the proper kit, there's no room in the car and it would probably be cheaper to rent a cottage or chalet of some sort.

Back to work tomorrow everyone.

A jew, an arab and a pakistani walk into a bar What a marvellous example of a multicultural society.

If it's open season on bannings, how about we have a purge on some of the scum sucking molluscs who spoil it for everybody else by constantly derailing threads or who are only here on the wind up and have outstayed their welcome?

Howay Mods, what's the story...?

Like it, Stevie. Yep Especially robot Bolton fans with numerical names It'll be his mobile number with a digit knocked off each end I bet.

The Damned United - Good, the casting is superb. It's a watered down, more Clough-friendly version of the book though. It doesn't delve into his demons & insecurities, his money-grabbing & drinking anywhere near as much.

Robson Golightly Green

It didn't fall anyway, it unseated its rider. It was the first (jockeyless) horse over the line.

Did they pay Kraftwerk for the 'Computer Love' tune they used on a track on the last album?

Imagine the joy if we pull out of it on the last day and the mackems fall into our place...

This. Even if Shearer did stay his hands would be tied unless ashley had a radical re-think on transfer policy (which I can't see happening).

He is fat like.

That second one you've highlighted Sammy isn't an slr. I've used its predecessor, the FZ18, and again its a really good camera. And in budget.

Dr have you seen the Lumix DMC LX3-K? It looks a great wide angle digital rangefinder. http://panasonic.com.au/products/details.cfm?objectID=4612 Tom while looking for the Lumix above I found this, Lumix SLR which the article states is about $400US, so if you can find one it should be in your budget. I'd still go old skool but hey, I'm sad Yes, I've looked at an LX3 before, gives you a lot of opportunity to fiddle and be creative in comparison to most compacts, but again its pushing that £300 budget.

Or a compact zoom. The Lumix TZ5 is a smashing little camera.

Friend of mine has the 450D, impressive bit of kit. http://www.dpreview.com/reviews/sonydslra200/ http://www.dpreview.com/reviews/nikond60/ http://www.dpreview.com/reviews/canoneos450d/

The Sony Alpha's are supposed to be very good. You could get a Nikon D60 body for around your budget, but lenses would be on top of that.

He left in September. The powers that be had all season to put that right but didn't. He can't be held responsible for that.

Surely a new low in adult males trying to insult each other? Indeed Its not my mums or my sofa either. Anything else Danny? Is that a hair lip or a bad moustache? Both, big fan of half the Manchester United back 4. What else you got Danny boy? I imagine Danny looks like a cross between Danny Baker and Mike Reid.

Surely a new low in adult males trying to insult each other?

I'm going to take issue with you there. I was in a room full of dippers when victimpool won the champions league. I also had to share a house with three of them (two plastic, one genuine scouse) during the 4-3 seasons.

Bernie should've listened to the locals about putting the race start time back to 5pm. Anyone who's been to Malaysia will tell you, you can set your watch by the thunderstorms.