Dr Kenneth Noisewater

According to Look North Freddie and Douglas have written into their contracts that they get two years pay if ousted. Nearly a million in Fatties case and 800k+ for sleazeboy.

Tricky one that. It's a bit like Big Brother when all the annoying tossers get voted out in the first few weeks. You'd think you would enjoy it more once they've gone, but actually it gets a bit less interesting.

FYP

From the business pages of the Daily Telegraph:

Hopefully if Fred goes, Oliver will decide to retire at long last.

Nah, it's to stimulate the mothers milk. Means they're content. Yep, you're right. It's dogs that do the go-round-in-a-circle-a-couple-of-times-before-laying-down routine.

Good point Jimbo. I don't see a contradiction to be honest... Newcastle > England > A British team in Europe I think we all agree, that's the order. Whether or not you'd put AC milan at the end or second last has nothing to do with the first 2 positions. Aren't some folk advocating; Newcastle > A British team in Europe >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> England Odd that someone could feel patriotic to another English club, but not the England team.

Goes back to the pre-domesticated instincts of making a 'nest' to sleep in would be my guess.

It's not that unusual for shares in a business to trade at less than the initial floatation price though is it? Perhaps some people had overvalued his company?

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Good point Jimbo.

Aye it's boiling my piss on 5 live like. I never arse myself, but this time I even sent a text. Ain't read it out like. I sent one in too mate. Just said that it's not the first time that ticketless scousers have turned up to get into a game they should never have been at, that we should just be thankful that we didn't have another disaster on our hands, and that the British media would do well to be a little less hasty to lump all the blame on a police force trying to deal with the situation. Didn't hear that get read out either. There is a surprise. Brought to you by the official broadcaster of liverpool fc, the BBC

I can peel satsumas one handed.

Where is that from HF?

Eerie coincidence.

Confidence or arrogance?

Shut the fuck up You want Liverpool to pull further away from us ?? If it brings better players to the league then yea How does a stronger, richer more influential Liverpool help us?

A fluke, against the run of play you say? What a shame Could only have been sweeter if it was the 89th minute rather than the 44th.

Pule ahead on points so far like.

That's a good point, I remember hearing something about transfers of major assets while a business is under offer, though I could be wrong. Owen will be fuming. "Sorry Michael, we'd love to let you join Man United, but until this takeover goes through, stay put and shut your face mkay?"

Much as I dislike their classless, boastful, gloating I did feel a teeny bid sorry for those scousers with tickets whose plane was cancelled at the last minute. EDIT: although I'd love it if the one who came on here wishing Bobby Robson dead was amongst those who will miss the game. LOVE IT!

Having been told that the final isn't on terrestrial, and with no reason to doubt the source, it hardly makes me thick does it? Miller's lovely stuff though. MGD is nice, the 'cooking' stuff that comes in cans is nowt spesh. Miiiiilanooo all the way for me btw.

Had a shit day at work, feeling better already

Was a postal order as requested, and I've just checked it was £14.94 not 17 like I thought and ebay are saying u can't claim back anything under 15 quid! This only fuels my fire! Hate mail campaign will commence forthwith! Get the dodgy fuckers details up on here for us all to have a look at.