Dr Kenneth Noisewater

Surprising, looked like a done deal. Oh well Titus, back to Ipswich for you, my boy.

Boooooll-Sheeeet. Where did that come from, The Sunday Sport?

Agreed. Love the quote when he was just taking over and we were slipping towards division three. Telephoning Keegan, trying to persuade him to come on board, he said "There are only two people who can save Newcastle United and they're talking to each other right now"

No-one succeeds by chopping and changing managers ever year. Stability and planning is what is needed. Although if even half of what is written in those articles is true, the goalposts have moved somewhat in terms of aspiration and ambition.

£100 million = Five world-class player or Ten very good premiership players (if spent correctly).

Ex-model. But she didn't just marry him for money you know

I think Fish is probably right. That type of city apartment has probably reached saturation point now. I feel sorry for young single people who are not on the property ladder. If you're earning less than £25k it's becoming almost impossible to buy a house. It would be great if someone could build basic starter homes for say £60-80k. But of course they would be snapped up by people looking to make a profit and the market value would soon shoot up. I don't know what the answer is.

Nein danke.

People who pretend to be Newcastle fans when they actually support Reading. Or Liverpool

He's suspended (as is Rooney).

Sir John should disown Douglas. Didn't he rack up £40million of debt at Cameron Hall when he took over? Clearly hasn't inherited his fathers business acumen.

If he'd rattled in ten, that would be more like a best case scenario. I take your point though. No, if he'd played a stormer and got a load of goals surely that would increase interest from clubs / the media trying to take him off us?

A low-key performance and no injury. Best case scenario for us imo.

Anyone watching / listening?

Don't think the stock market will be open on a bank holiday.

Blatantly wants to be our DoF. Ashley will want someone to run the football side.

I wouldn't you know.

Reports that the west coast rap star will be a Newcastle player by the end of the week are wide of the mark.

This.

He's holding back the whole of N.O. right now. Leazes/Ne5 last stand. *goes to have a look*

Congratulations. Statistically those that don't pass first time are safer drivers.

...and be quick about it.

I wonder if a Metro door has ever been forced open before?

Fucking nicking off fellow fans. Tramps. Andy Townsend mentioned something similar earlier this afternoon. A group of scallies mugging their fellow supporters outside the airport and stealing their tickets. Shameful.