Dr Kenneth Noisewater

I have to agree unfortunately. Been saying for a while, I think he'll be dead in the next 5-10 years

I wouldn't be keen on Barton because of the baggage he brings with him. However if Sam gets his psychiatrists and psychologists on him...? First I've heard that Parker & his family haven't settled up here. If that is the case, it's best we move him on, sharpish.

One of my brothers mates uses "shite as fuck" Makes me laugh every time I hear it.

I know a teacher who would agree with this. (He also dismisses ADHD as "lazy parenting")

Spot on. Good piece I thought, from one of the better football writers.

I watch a fair bit of BBC tv, listen to their radio stations and use their web pages so I don't mind the 30-odd pence a day it costs me. Outstanding value for money when you look at it that way.

Did you see Amdy Faye?

He got a constructive season out of Anelka and Diouf.

He's more of a shitehouse tbh.

I'd take that.

I think we should be looking at defenders ability to stop goals rather than score them. I wouldn't play him as a left back anyway.

How come Barnes is only on the bench for the rams?

Milan win the CL, Juve are back in Serie A, who says cheats never prosper? And Meelan picking up the Champions League. He did mention that You can see how he would miss it. So wanking really does effect your vision.

Yep, he even took a dentist and an optometrist specialising in sports vision with him. It's about covering as many bases as possible. I had the argument about the example set my the major american sports with SSH but he dismissed it

Non merci

It is kinda sickening when you look at the money. What makes it even worse is that you don't ever see any of it. I bought a house and it didn't involve physically handing any money over or actually going to a bank or anything. Just kinda made an offer and picked up the keys 7 weeks later. Was a surreal feeling for me... It is pretty weird. Originally bought a house in 1999 and you just know that you're in mega-debt except like you say, you never hand anything over. Only thing is that this time round the amount of debt is going to be more than double the first time which is a complete pisser. And for the first few years you don't seem to be making any impression on that debt, just paying interest

Hmm, I'd been looking for a new ava...

High brow porn? No photos, only diagrams. Plus I'm going to see enough fannies that are diseased/have babies being forced out of them over the next few weeks to last me a lifetime. Good to see you've picked up the correct medical terminology up already.

I prefer the leggy lovelies in the earlier photos to that one.

Peasepud out with his camera again? quality!

It was going to be Dean Windass, but Hull have beaten them to it.

I am. It wouldn't be NUFC without someone throwing a spanner in the works. Bitter experience tells me we never do things the easy way.

FYP

Aye but if the takeover does go through we'd be able to attract a far higher calibre of manager than Sam which is something we'd have to look at if he fails this season.

Surely challenging for the champions league should take less time than winning the Premier League I think it means trying to win the CL, not challenging for a place in it. (Dream on btw)