Dr Kenneth Noisewater

Brocked Your Post.

Would this be a bad time to mention last weeks Peep Show? Seriously mate, all the best to you and the future mrs, make sure you enjoy yourselves and I'm sure the day will go fine.

Maybe it wasn't necessarily about money now that we have a half-decent manager. Have a word with yourself, this is Viduka we're talking about. He's been superb for Boro this season and represents a cracking signing on a free. He has a history of playing really well in a 'contract year' and then getting lazy again once he's signed up, so Sam will have to watch that.

He's away with England. Surely its reasonable for him to answer questions about England?

Did the talk of Speed coming back in a player-coach role come to nowt?

Just been offered a new job. £500 a week for part-time hours, working for the Brittle Bone Society. I snapped his fucking hand off.

Me too. They've looked rudderless under under the previous management regimes. I don't think they're bad players though, but they do need clearly defined roles.

and the world of porn and free music was born. and young men across the planet did rejoice.

Ten pages on day one. How long is it on for this year?

I wonder if the Greenham Common woman will get on with tory girl?

Is that a Matt Lucas character?

Both of the twins are apparently

Unlucky Kentucky! How will she cope for six weeks without E?

Imagine having a migraine and being trapped in a house with them

How annoying are those twins? WHOOO!

Is it Kitt V2.0 by any chance?

We normally release a European kit each summer, doesn't mean it's needed this year...

I see the McCann's have been to see the Pope about their daughter today. I think they are barking up the wrong tree, but it just goes to show, everyone is a suspect.

And whilst you're about it, photograph anything that goes past the window.

I think having an operation is taking a practical joke a bit far tbh.

So you didn't get past the audition stage again, eh Craig?

I usually like the first night episode, then don't really watch it for for a week or two until the contestants personalities (or lack of) come out. Going for a swim tomorrow night, what time does this start?

Can't believe its come round again already. Apparently the contestants have been hidden out in France for the past couple of weeks to avoid any press leaks as to who is going in. I expect the usual bunch of weirdos and attention-seeking freaks.

DAB is over-rated imo.

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