Dr Kenneth Noisewater

No fractures, just a mild concussion. Fit to turn out for the 'B' international.

Not by the sounds of his radio five interview. He is pledging full support to SheffU to right the 'injustice'.

Wist Am finish just two points below us.

Sam ordered Cow pie ala Desperate Dan.

Where did you find that? I cannot seem to find it. *scratches chin* http://en-gb.www.mozilla.com/en-GB/firefox/central/ Bottom of the page.

I bet Freddie ordered Turkey Twizzlers, chips and beans.

I like Warnock, he's a charcter who comes out with some funny stuff. Still, I win a tenner if they go down so that softens the blow.

Gets him out of the England games?

Harsh pen. He couldn't get out the way according to Radio Newcastle.

More club propaganda?

Undoubtably. I use the Sure antiperspirant range, and I'm fighting them off with a stick tbh. Agreed. I use Sure and had to reverse the polarity of my fanny magnet.

Ditto.

That's it, shoot the messenger

It doesn't give a scorer but it is showing 1-0 to United. Obviously wrong, apologies.

Are you sure? That's what Footiefox says Have they not?

ManU have just scored.

I had a bet with a mate at New Year that Shef U would go down. However, I'd rather they stayed up and Wist Am went down instead.

The sweaty oaf might be right on this one: "He's a decent lad, but his agent... that's a different matter"

Interesting to see the number two drivers continuing to out-perform their number ones.

I wouldn't mind a pm if anyone has a vid stream please.

If he stays for the coming season, scores somewhere around twenty goals, I wouldn't hold it against him if he wanted to move on after that. Anything less and I'd feel cheated.

Yeah, Martins goal v spurs was a cracker.

I can only remember enjoying the first 23 minutes against AZ Alkmaar and beating Liverpoo off the top of my head.

I wonder who he'll get for his back room team. He'll obviously want some of the people he worked with at Bolton and the idea of Speed coming back is quite nice. It'll make a change to have any 'scientists, ologists and experts' on the staff, never mind 20 of them. I hope he pushes this through, it's about time our coaching, fitness, nutrition, scouting etc were dragged into the 21st century.

...? I've been looking for a goals alert thingie... how does that work? Install it, set it to the leagues / tournaments you want to follow, tell it your favourite teams and on match days you get the club crests and the scores in your status bar.