Dr Kenneth Noisewater

Correct, I can remember him playing a right back role for England during Keegan's reign.

He's signed a 3 year deal with Juventus.

Renton will be seething.

Dyer & Owen up front for England.

He is. But he's also holding the socks up with suspenders, the sick freak.

Is Reo-Coker not his surname?

Not for £8million

If they are only going to put one bloke in the house tonight it should be that numbnuts paperboy off Virgin School.

That reminds me, I never got my free beer voucher that Coors promised to send to me. No sooner have I said it than it's popped through my letter box, 4 free cans of piss! I got a free bag of Foxs Glacier Fruits through the door yesterday after I'd just bought a bag of American Hard Gums. Car sweets a-go-go tbh.

I thought that was going on for a while as well. Is she his sister or something? You sick, sick bastard! I'm none the wiser tbh.

Like fuck you would! So Chayton hates the show, yet for some unbeknown reason can't keep away from the thread. Me sense some kind of higher power in operation! Did make me chuckle that he's been going on about how much he hates it so much that he has ended up posting in this thread more than anyone else.

tbh

erm, thanks.

Good call.

Id fucking carry them there YEAHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Judging by the number of defenders and midfielders we need coupled to the uncertainty about Owen and Martins, I'd be very surprised if Shola isn't among our top four strikers.

I thought TL was Mrs Pud. Where have I got that from?

If he takes number 19 he'll be able to use Titus' shorts.

Is it a signpost for burglars?

Can't afford curtains?

Alan Oliver called me to say this is not the case. "Reports that Ray Ranson will buy the club by the end of the week are wide of the mark. A club insider told me."

Not making a loss on him anyway, which is something of a novelty for this club.

Gillett & Hicks would do better to sack Parry and hang on to Rafa.