Dr Kenneth Noisewater

To be fair to Mr Flintoff, I'm pretty sure he did mention a "zenith blue" kit a few months back.

I'd have loved to have seen the reaction when Sir Alan heard this

What do you need a pick-up for?

Why don't we make the 2012 Olympics non-competitive? Everyone could have a jolly good time then without wasting all that time and energy training.

Aye, the idea of world harmony is shit isn't it? More wars and needless killing, thats what we need.

Migraleaves are pretty effective if you take them as soon as you feel one coming on. My GP prescribed Amitriptyline as a prevention rather than cure approach, but they made me feel that flat I stopped taking them.

Has anyone "run it up the flagpole and see who salutes" in your workplace?

So I wasn't the only one to hear that then? 161677[/snapback] Aye, it was a popular myth that one. Last I heard Glasgow Caledonia had the best F/M ratio, although all that tells you is quantity, not quality.

Well, that's put my mind at rest.

Remarkable really, I wonder what it is that continues to give them the edge despite changes in players and coaches over the last 20 years plus? You would have to think that if you came up against them you'd have to finish them off before the end of extra-time, because they leave no margin for error in a penalties competition.

Once again, they're all grim. Poor seletion this year BB.

What in the name of all that is holy is that Aislene (sp?) bird wearing?

Peckerman has resigned.

Heart-warming to see the Argies take defeat with such sporting good grace. Wouldn't fancy ending up in a penalty shoot-out with the Jormans, stereotypically efficient.

Did you know Newcastle is twinned with Gelsenkirchen? I didn't until they mentioned it on fivelive a few days ago.

I'm predicting that we will play our best football of the tournament tomorrow. And lose.

Sorry, you're always going to play the best sides in a World Cup finals. (And we were uninspired against Paraguay and T&T. And I doubt that Equador are better than a mid-table Premiership team).

The problem is that not one player has performed as well for England as they do for their club. Is that because it's hot? Sorry, you're not going to get a more favorable climate for a World Cup than Northern Europe. Is that because they've had a tiring season? Sorry, the World Cup is always going to be in the summer after the domestic season. Is it because of the coaching they are receiving? I would say so.

Is McQueen Gordons daughter? And is Gomersall married to the rugby player?

Being a Newcastle supporter is ideal practice for following England: Never won anything for nearly 40 years. Thinking we're a lot better than we really are. Disappointment lurking round every corner. Cruel fate twisting the knife at every opportunity. etc.

Al and Leo are a double-act in the making

Think I'd be happier with Steadman doing it.

Aye, more like an anatomy text book than porn.