Dr Kenneth Noisewater

What time is it scheduled to start? A mate of mine said he was going to get it. Its not one of these 4am-for-american-tv jobs is it?

Who are you, Broon Owl?

Tragic, 35 is no age at all.

Therapy? - Troublegum

If you've got kids, get a copy of this in front of the fire: on second thoughts it'll probably give them nightmares.

I can't be doing with these multi-quote-athons. Is anyone seriously saying they would get more satisfaction from seeing Souness sacked than they would from seeing us win a trophy

Fair play to Carol, she was game in the bushtucker trial. Her retching faces and comments were class. Starting to like her.

What is the story with them lot exactly? 60392[/snapback] Refugees from the Fast Show.

You'll have this turning into a 20-odd pager at this rate you pair of mongs! 60260[/snapback] Who gives a fuck, at least it gives the bandwidth something to think about.... 60262[/snapback] Aye but the bloke that did the coding is a complete mong apparently. We'll go into meltdown! 60264[/snapback] We could use N-O as our back-up board.

TalkSport treating it like a day of national mouring.

Maybe they'll issue a Greenall style transfer. 60156[/snapback] Is that like a Monroe Transfer?

Damn too slow

From the fumes coming off George I expect.

Then he could slag himself off in the papers and on his website. 60119[/snapback] I reckon he'll not pick himself and then go on to moan about the managers selection 60121[/snapback] Maybe he'll try to sign Luque as his direct replacement.

Then he could slag himself off in the papers and on his website.

No suprise really. Can't see Burley wanting it, working under Mandaric would be almost as bad as Romanov.

No way

It'll be mayhem for the first few years as people will still 'power-drink' until they fall over / fight/ vomit. What the government are hoping for is that people will realise that they don't have to throw as much booze as possible down their necks between 8 and 11. They can drink more leisurely in a more relaxed european sort of style. Also the 2am rush for food / taxis / A&E will be more spread out. The drinking culture will not change overnight in this country though.

I pissed in a sink at Sheffield City Hall after a gig once, but only because all the toilets were in use. The bloke who was washing his hands wasn't very pleased.

Ronaldinho could eat an apple through a letterbox tbh.

Done it a couple of times. Was out with a couple of mates in Middlesbrough in a pub I'd not been to before. Walked in the bogs and thought 'these are smart toilets for a pub, carpets and mirrors- very nice. Unusual that its all cubicles and no piss trough... Bollocks, I'm in the lasses.' Turned round hoping to make a discreet getaway only for my 'mate' to laugh and point as I came back out the door. The other time was in a student club and I was to shit-faced to know what I was doing/care.

shite as fuck, that made me chuckle.

Is that South Bank as in one of the roughest areas of Middlesbrough? Must be the only time they've given something away rather than stealing it.

That a forum about cows? 59201[/snapback] last week it was sheep, this week it's cows eh 59203[/snapback]