Dr Kenneth Noisewater

Souness, Murray, McDermott, Saunders? Hmmm, quite a range there.

LeGuen might be going to Rangers, Hitzfeld might be going to Madrid. Hiddink is contracted to a club and a national team. Looking more and more like Shearer will be taking the reins.

Lush - Ladykillers

I'd join if you could guarantee that every fucking thread on the football board didn't end up being about Craig fucking Bellamy

Oi, ice hockey people. This is the NFL thread, get yourself an NHL thread.

I'm an unashamed fan of gaffer tape.

The blonde one is alright but she has a scouse accent that could deflate an erection at 50 paces.

Guessing from your username you're a Packers fan. Has Favre made the same mistake as Shearer in playing one season too many?

Last time you were here I seem to remember you saying you would wank-off a dog if we signed Owen. So, how was it for you?

Did anyone seriously think he could apply himself as a manager? It's tragic. He's a bloke who only has football in his life. He can't play anymore, he hasn't got the tools to manage and it will be difficult for him to coach kids with a record as a wife-beating alcoholic with mental problems. I wouldn't be suprised if he was dead in five or ten years time. It gives me zero pleasure to write the above and hope like hell he proves me wrong.

I'm a big fan. My team, the St.Louis Rams have slipped out of play-off contention now.

Does Wor Kev still have property at Wynyard?

I'm with you on that one... How the fuck could he consider yesterday's performance "better" 64304[/snapback] In the same way that being poked with a sharp stick is "better" than having electrodes attached to your genitals?

That's exactly the reason I'd only want him back in a director of football role. 64299[/snapback] The director of football role would perhaps suit him better now than front-line management.

How was the curry Leazes?

Wonder if they'll be willing to let Keane go at a reasonable price? Could do with him the amout of games Owen is missing.

theyre nearly as rubbish as Torquay this season Oh well, Torquay got a home draw and v a prem club, Birmingham. No divided loyalties for me here, i'd love to stuff the brummies 64283[/snapback] Looking at that again I might be thinking of Macclesfield. Don't think I'll get that job as a lower-leagues football reporter

What do we know about Mansfield then? Near the bottom of league 2 In the Nottingham/Derby area Is peter Shirtliff their boss? Er, thats it.

Faye Parker Shearer

Shearer and Keegan with Tony Adams doing Lawrensons old job.

You could play your reserves

I'd put my money on Shearer as manager with Keegan in some form of overseer/director of football role. I'd rather have Hitzfeld, Hiddink, Le Guen etc but I really can't see it happening.

Bit of Steve Marriott too.

He looks like Larry Grayson in that pose.

No, but I've got a Pimping game: Slap that 'ho! just don't tell Bridget.