Dr Kenneth Noisewater

You seem to have adapted to the English way of life very quickly Ravtash.

Think of a number from 1 to 10 Multiply that number by 9 If the number is a 2-digit number, add the digits together Now subtract 5 Determine which letter in the alphabet corresponds to the number you ended up with (example: 1=a, 2=b, 3=c, etc.) Think of a country that starts with that letter Remember the last letter of the name of that country. Think of the name of an animal that starts with that letter. Remember the last letter in the name of that animal Think of the name of a fruit that starts with that letter. You are thinking of.... ....an Orange! Am I right?

Kevin Muscat described in three words.

The new Madonna single is the campest thing I've ever heard. Very G.A.Y, which I suppose is a lot of her market these days.

Stick It Up Your Junta was a classic headline.

Probably read a few of your posts tbh and fell into a deep sleep 54687[/snapback] Chanced upon one of yours and hung themselves more likely tbh

Ok. My random victim, er, I mean adoptee is: Ticketyboo

<----- Don't you like the way Benny looks as if he's reading my posts?

I'm liking that idea. Do you get to pick one or are they assigned to you?

Was in Linfield?

Why would you join and then never make a post? Come on you lurkers, join in! You can't all be AF aliases surely?

Did they make it into our 'Borderline' thread Jimbo?

As I said to Alex. You got a problem with me ( don't know why like ) go to PM. Surprised you're up and about at 2154, school tomorrow like. 53694[/snapback] Cos you're a prize twat. Ooops, sorry, i'll send you a PM like a real man would. No school, just graft, got a life see, don't go on forums looking for fights. 54129[/snapback] Who does? Apart from you that is, unless you think calling a stranger a 'twat" to their face might not start a fight, like. Why don't you go out tonight and call a stranger a twat, just to test whether this might start a fight or not? How ironic your comment is. All I want to talk about is football. It would be nice if people would accept that being asked why they have an opinion is not abuse, but that being called a twat, cunt, bastard, or anything else you lot find acceptable, is abuse. 54523[/snapback] You have an incredibly selective memory htl! 54633[/snapback] Think hypocrite is the word you're looking for S.O

Think about it. It would be all "Don't put your hand there" "You're doing it wrong" "you call that an erection?" No, ta.

One trick ponies tbh.

Fucking hell Hearts fans must be crying into their whiskey tonight.

You seen her then?

Spot on there like. Hadn't put the two together until you posted it. They do look similar, but Hendrie has more of an angry charver look about him. 54172[/snapback] At the risk of sounding completely politically incorrect (Moi?! ) they both look like they have a degree of learning difficulties. 54174[/snapback]

This thread reminds me of the 'look at my trainers' one on the old toonchat.

Worst live act I've ever seen, Fact. Middlesbrough Town Hall a few years back. Think it can be a bit luck of the draw if he's shite or class.

Hmmm, the plot thickens. Do you know what they smell like Catmag? She likes the light, fresh ones.

Not quite. It was a privilige for Alans dad to bash sheet metal for 15 hours a day, not a pressure. Then he'd go home and his fatha would beat him. Again, if he was lucky. 53959[/snapback] Heard it was more like 27 hours a day tbh. 54094[/snapback] With only a hanful of warm gravel and a suck on a damp cloth for sustenance.

That's what I was thinking. Fullbacks and forwards the priority in January I would have thought.

Aye, that's f*cking appalling. 53316[/snapback] No different to Arsene Wenger going to Alex Ferguson's 80th? You can respect someone while not agreeing with them surely? 53833[/snapback] Not quite sure about that as a comparison, but who says Wenger would go to Ferguson's 80th, or indeed that Ferguson would invite him? It's appalling because it illustrates what he's done to the Labour Party. Nemesis is perhaps a tad too strong, but the Labour Party always had the social welfare beliefs that the Thatcherite Tory party rejected. Blair has now turned the Labour Party into something not disimilar to Thatcherism. Perhaps still a little more socially conscious than the real thing, but not by an awful lot. There are so many people now left in limbo, without a large, powerful voice for their beliefs that the Labour Party provided. You have old labour supporters and what would be labour supporters either not bothering, supporting the miniscule socialist parties set up because of the Blairisation of Labour or they stick with Labour for traditions sake but have lots of problems with Blairism and are made to feel like outcasts or thorns in the side of Blairists, or they'll go for the Lib Dems who they agree with the most, but who still don't fully share their views (the latter is me). I think in that respect, Blair has disenfranchised many, many people. When John Smith died in 1995, people said what a tragedy it was. I think it's turned out to be a tragedy in more ways than people thought back then. Same with Labour losing in 1992 under Kinnock. I think things will improve under Gordon Brown, but Labour still won't be back to what it was. 54122[/snapback] Good post. But would Labour have ever gained power under Kinnock/Smith? I don't like Blair but he did make the party more electable.

The phone for people with more money than sense.