Dr Kenneth Noisewater

Anyone watch Man Stroke Woman on BBC3? Some of it was funny, other bits a bit predictable.

Its actually OFI Sunday, a new Chris Evans thing. EDIT: Woo, 1000th post. Where do I collect my prize?

Don't look at him, he might go away.

Not a Football one, but David Cameron, Consevative leadership candidate looks like a slightly bloated Schumacher brother.

Also read somewhere this morning (although I can't find it now) that Paul Le Guen has agreed "in principal" to take over at Rangers when Mcleish is booted out.

He wouldn't get in my ideal front six at the moment, but he does provide cover in a few positions and is a change-of-pace option coming on for Nobby or Emre.

Agree with the bold bit. From what I know about Moore he is solid and unflapable. Maybe that would work in a youth/experince situation with Taylor. But he's no world-beater and Taylor is out til the end of Jan. Didn't Titus and Boumsong have a few really good games together last season? We're going to have to go with that for the next few weeks at least. On a bit of a tangent, do you think Boro would sell Chris Riggott? I like the idea of him and Taylor as a brains/brawn partnership.

Flagpole Sitta by Harvey Danger. Wonderful lyrics. 57962[/snapback] The album it's on is only £4.99 at BlahDVD.co.UK 57963[/snapback] Be rude not to.

Flagpole Sitta by Harvey Danger. Wonderful lyrics.

Whilst standing on the table. 57850[/snapback] Seriously, have you ever seen a mouse in a house? For some bizarre reason they are really scarey. 57853[/snapback] My mate had one in his house once. He chased it with a chairleg shouting "SQUEEEEAK" and twatted it one, and that was the end of that. It sounds horrendous but at the time I was helpless with laughter. 57873[/snapback] I know what you mean. I battered one with a frying pan in our student house. We also saw another one go in the spin dryer so we switched it on. Seemed hilarious at the time.

Link Shocking. Used to live a couple of streets away from where it happened.

Can we get a right back whose name begins with B? 57699[/snapback] And refer to them as 'The Killer B's'

The difference between an Owen and a Crouch tbh.

I've had a private pension going for a while now, I'll be putting my feet up at 60 regardless.

NewOrder - Regret gotta love that Peter Hook low-slung bass style.

I'm guessing one of your lot, double figures and against one of the desert islands from the Oceana group

Used to work with a lad who had never sat behind the wheel before but reckoned he could pass his test with no lessons because he was good at Gran Turismo. Fucking idiot.

Does anyone have the phone number for Caesers Palace? I'm thinking of organising a Newcastle United Internet Forum Hard-man unification bout. Htl versus SuperSimonWood over 12 gruelling rounds...

Got to be a Rolf Harris on this thread.

If you're on about the 2003 World Cup, yes funnily enough. 56946[/snapback] Hmmm, I suppose the clue is in the question.

Feeling in the mood for a confession? 56899[/snapback] It's not me neither. It's one of the losers from Super Simon Woods now vacant forum. 56910[/snapback] You wouldnt say that to his face mind would you. He's nails by all accounts. 56913[/snapback] Is he hard enough to PM HTL though?

Honestly, I had no idea that saying dancing was for puffs would be so offensive to anyone. Are you Billy Elliot? 56943[/snapback] Billy Elliot was gay though main evidence he could dance and when offered he didnt want to see that girls fanny 56944[/snapback] Watching Billy Elliot is gay as well you know.

Was it the end of '03 Pedant-Boy?

I'll eat a whole tub of Vegemite if they do. 56719[/snapback] Bollocks. I hope we get them in the group stages, it would be nice to turn them over at rugby, cricket and football in consecutive years.

I'll eat a whole tub of Vegemite if they do.