Dr Kenneth Noisewater

The best of Amdy Faye video for sale in the classifieds made me laugh.

I've got a blank DVD+RW disc in mine ready to record the american football on channel 5 tonight. Haven't the foggiest whats in the VHS, can't remember the last time I used it.

The great gallah!

It would be churlish to say they can have him.

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Well done to England and the Aussies for providing us with such an enthralling series. As Michael Vaughan said, a roller-coaster summer.

The Ashes belong to England!

Get your shit stars, get your shit stars, get your shit stars off our flag

Crims have taken the light again. Hope they get back on, bit of an anti-climax.

Joe Mangel

A contribution of zero. How far is it from the Oval to the Tower of London? Lets have him hung, drawn and quartered.

Never understood the idea of having unfit players on the bench. If they're fit they should start, if they're not someone else should take their place on the bench.

Souness looked like a man under pressure yesterday, his face was grey. Blood pressure can't be good for a man who's had heart surgery, perhaps he should leave on medical advice.

I think Wright, Ferris and Winspear have been there for years, certainly before Souness arrived on the scene.

Not drinking, but I did have cheese on toast whilst MotD was on...

He looked like a man under pressure on the close-ups shown on MotD last night. Raging blood pressure surely not good for a man with a history of heart problems. Would 'health problems' be a convenient ready-made excuse for Souness to go without admitting failure by resigning?

I had a dream last night that Newcastle were playing Barcelona in the european cup final. Barca were one up until Matthew Hoggard (the England & Yorkshire cricketer) scored with the last kick of the game to equalise. Unfortunately I woke up before extra-time and penalties. Wonder what brought that on??

Tension too much, can't watch, going to find something else to do. Anyone want anything from Tescos?

Lots of cloud for the south-east today *crosses fingers*

Covers going on. England 7-1, Strauss out to Warne for 1

A Boycott and Tavere display of forward-defensive master class would fit the bill.

Bell owes us a decent score. Step up to the plate son.

Convicts all out still 6 behind! Cool heads now required from our batsmen. Decaying pitch, questionable light, the Crims will be looking for quick wickets. This series is unbelievable, so unpredictable. The momentum swings one way then the other.

Mary on a moped! Talked to the mrs for 20mins, come back and there's another 4 wickets down!