Dr Kenneth Noisewater

What role does he play for Bayern?

You're a curse Gol

83-1 Trescothick gone for 43

Yep, its back. Looking pretty good. Now whats this about a linsey lookalike?

Two plane-loads of volunteers have just left Liverpool airport bound for New Orleans. They're going to help with the looting.

Have we given the Crims a psychological edge by booking Trafalgar Square for our victory parade on Tuesday?

Is it narcissistic to quote yourself? Same problem tonight: disorganised, shapeless mess. Even the most talented players need their roles to be clearly defined. For the team to succeed they then have to stick to their roles.

Noticed some of the London-based press moaning that 'hero' of the Wales game Joe Cole is going to miss out at the expense of Michael Owen I thought Cole was poor on Saturday regardless of whether he scored or not.

Hoping we can win the toss and get a bit of help from the weather.

So it all comes down to this. Can we handle the pressure? Collingwood or Anderson? Will McGrath be fit enough? Will Pieterson hold a catch? I'm really nervous about this one to be honest, can't enjoy it when its this tense.

I think FIFA are considering this. It's a good idea.

what do they deserve then? a pay rise? 29287[/snapback] Only if they're called Kieron Dyer.

Posh bastard I've got freeview

I can only see a guestbook page at the mo if thats any help.

Top class, just like the man himself. That first goal is probably my all-time favorite.

Wensleydale Baby-bel's are nice too, I noticed last night they've remixed the ba-ba-ba ba-baby-bel tune on the new advert.

Indian and chinese both good. If you're ever down here try the Light of Asia or Orieltal Cafe (expect Matt's heard of them). I like all take-outs now I come to think of it pizza, kebab, fish & chips, whatever. In fact one of the best take-aways I've had is a mexican, Tortilla Tierra in Bradford. Bit of a way to go mind.

£50 for an hour and a halfs 'entertainment' is obscene. Do the home fans pay that too?

That the one where Jenas & Bramble were tagging along? 29087[/snapback] Yes. Football Stories I think it was called. Made a tit of himself a few times in that, showing off his £70k watch in th e Ferrari showroom

From a selfish point of view, I wouldn't mind if Owen doesn't get back in the side tomorrow night. Keeps him nice & safe for us. I'm sure he will play though, just Sven bluffing.

Australia is alright, its the Australians that are the problem.

Do you still have a site with your film posters on Peasepud?

April Fools day? 28216[/snapback] Correctamundo. Although I prefer to call it April 1st.

Jesus wept, has he no shame?

I would, I think she's repulsive. I'd love the opportunity to give her a knock-back