Dr Kenneth Noisewater

I feel sorry for Phil and HTT. They've put a lot of effort into that but its just not working out. I've tried to get on there most days for about a week now. Today I haven't even bothered. Shame when there is so much going on in the world of NUFC at the moment. A few of the annoying elements from over there seem to have made it over here in the last week to. Still, the schools go back next week.

Yes, I saw that artical in the Financial Times too.

Being a natural pessimist I still think there is a clause. Be it C.L qualification, UEFA qualification or a loophole to walk away if a certain amount is offered for him I think a clause exists. I'm encouraged when he says things like he might take over the No.9 when Al retires but talk is cheap. Sorry to piss on everyones parade, I'm a wow at parties

/_________ The mark of quality \

He's at Ibrox discussing terms with Rangers. As a free-agent he can sign outside the transfer window.

Good post 80-2. I think you've got something there.

Shepherd has rubbed Liverpools face in it over the last few days too. European champions? So?

And so it begins. Anyone care to join me?

Charles & Eddie (unfortunatly their surname wasn't Windsor)

Yosser Hughes, Cilla Black, Jimmy Tarbuck, Paul McCartny, Sporty Spice... ...your boys took one helluva beating!

looks more like a Vicky to me.

Any suggestions for the others? Owen for Renton, Parker for Sick Boy and Viana for Diane?

This is a work of genius, can the photoshoppers do them all and make the avatar-sized?

43 User(s) are reading this topic (10 Guests and 0 Anonymous Users) Bunch of sad twats aren't we? 11pm on a wednesday night, hanging on every word on an internet forum. Is anyone else refreshing the page every 5 seconds like me?

Don't do yourself down that is superb.

Whats he doing for his medical, a fucking marathon?

Hosiery surely?

Who cares!?

Coco has ended up at Livorno whoever they are.

Smogs have signed Rochemback from Barca via Lisbon. Thought he looked decent when he played against us last season.

Freshers = anti dry-month Enjoy!

I like the little toontastic logo in the address bar, never spotted that before. Was going to ask a few weeks back if we could have one. Top marks to whoever is responsible

Is Hugo not 45 anymore then? Can't remember its that long since I've seen him play.

Yes, I'm definitely going to go through with it. And I hope to be celebrating England reclaiming the Ashes next sunday or monday with a nice glass of milk.