Dr Kenneth Noisewater

Not as much as I used to (or would like to). Gotta pay the bills though.

gender swap?

Gateshead originally, I'm down in Redcar now.

Bit ring-rusty eh? Oh well, things can only get better for him now.

Where you from Wiley mate?

It can happen. You can also rupture it during vigorous sex. Swells up like a balloon, full of blood. Doesn't bear thinking about does it?

I'd like to see the Scott Parker McDonalds advert again.

Photographer hasn't got a clue. The position of the sun is casting them all in a half shadow.

3 weeks down. Not going out this weekend, the end is in sight.

Me too.

Mate of mine has just moved to York, went to see how much it was to watch City: £13.00 and they're in the Conference now.

The club photographer is a fucking amateur. Do you remember the portrait shots last year? Looked like he had the camera on the wrong setting.

Mya's booty. Oh yes

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001716/ Hmmm, Tony Scott is listed as being from Stockton. Maybe thats what I was thinking of. EDIT: and reading the 'trivia' link he (Ridley) went to college in Pools.

Couldn't possibly support another football team but I do look out for the scores of the lower league north-eastern teams. Other than that I'm big on the St.Louis Rams, Ferrari F1, Cleveland Indians, Bradford Bulls, Newcastle Falcons and Durham CCC (in desending order of importance).

Bit more about George Burley:

Lost on Sunday to a last minute pen after hitting the woodwork five times. Lost on pens to a lower league club tonight after leading during extra time. We're going to get spanked on Saturday.

Nowt gay about having kissable lips and a snot-free nose. Is there?

PSV, the best works football team in the world.

Shearer and Owen were at that pro-am golf tournament at Wynyard earlier today. Heard they wanted to take in the last three races at Redcar this afternoon too. They should have popped round on the way home.

A parrot.

For me it is: house keys, car keys, hankie left front pocket; wallet, phone, chapstick right front pocket.

Aye, he's no South Shields born and bred Ridley Scott. 36783[/snapback] Thought Ridley and Tony Scott were from Hartlepool? Can Jonny2J confirm?

I've got a Burberry scarf, albeit a few years old. What class does that me? 36556[/snapback] Scum of the earth tbh. 36565[/snapback] underclass vermin.