Dr Kenneth Noisewater

I don't know for sure but I would guess he was mixed-race.

Of course it is my dear, your a lady. I wouldn't try throwing, catching or reading a map either if I were you. Women: know your limits 14629[/snapback] hmmm thats your second woman bashing comment in this thread alone today Are you trying to get us ladies to bite by any chance? As for throwing and catching, that wont work with me, cos im good at it, used to play rounders regularly and map reading? pmsl, we race all over the country and i map read to get us there....sensibly i might add, by planning the route and being organised as woman are As opposed to the male approach of 'I will find the damn place, and i wont look at the map or ask for directions, i'll just drive round for hours, wasting my fuel and pounding the steering whell in sheer frustration as the sweat pours down my face! Pathetic! 14647[/snapback] Only joking, very much a tongue in cheek post. I dig the chicks. 14651[/snapback] Typcial male, least sign of confrontation and he backs down, i was well up for a debate there 14653[/snapback] Well I didn't want to offend you. I know how easily you girls turn on the waterworks.

Of course it is my dear, your a lady. I wouldn't try throwing, catching or reading a map either if I were you. Women: know your limits 14629[/snapback] hmmm thats your second woman bashing comment in this thread alone today Are you trying to get us ladies to bite by any chance? As for throwing and catching, that wont work with me, cos im good at it, used to play rounders regularly and map reading? pmsl, we race all over the country and i map read to get us there....sensibly i might add, by planning the route and being organised as woman are As opposed to the male approach of 'I will find the damn place, and i wont look at the map or ask for directions, i'll just drive round for hours, wasting my fuel and pounding the steering whell in sheer frustration as the sweat pours down my face! Pathetic! 14647[/snapback] Only joking, very much a tongue in cheek post. I dig the chicks.

Of course it is my dear, your a lady. I wouldn't try throwing, catching or reading a map either if I were you. Women: know your limits

I got her off the internet Ryan. Isn't she a stunner?

'womens troubles' does seem to be a cover-all excuse for being in a bad mood or taking a day off [/tin hat on]

Genius, surely the work of a future poet laureate.

Horny?

Karl is the producer on the Ricky Gervais radio show on Xfm He comes out with a right load of bollocks. Anything to do with that perchance?

Ashton crossed my mind when I heard Morrison was going there. Do you think they'll be open to offers now? Ashton seems to be highly rated in the game, is he ready to do a job for us yet? He's quite a big lad but what is his pace/movement like?

Shame really. It would be best for both him and us if a deal could be struck elsewhere. Can't help wondering how he would perform on the left side of a midfield three though, now Emres injured. Half of me thinks that could be a role he was suited to, the other half says he would be a slow, lightweight pussy.

Matthew Kelly "Tonight Matthew, Im going kick the the ever-living fuck out of you, you grinning, mincey, bearded fuck-nugget cunt."

I don't care what people say that kid on Supernanny last night wanted beating.

That was bastardised into Jesus H motherfucking Christ in my circle of friends. Christ on a bike also mutated into Mary on a Moped. Will I go to Hell now?

Campbell and Boumsong would be brilliant at the back but I don't think he is worth 5mil. : 14408[/snapback] Well thats the price we were quoted for Dystin not so long back and I know who I would rather have.

Didn't you say that Alan Smith was a done deal too?

A hamstring problem? Well that'll make feel one of the gang anyway.

I'm Dietmar Hamann apparently but then I think my mates look like Juan-Pablo Montoya, Nicky Butt and Darius.

Why didn't Carrick get on? He was the stand-out in the American tour at the end of last season. Surely a non-competitive game was the ideal opportunity to try him in front of the back four paired with say Gerrard in the first half and Lampard in the second half. What did we learn by playing Gerrard and Lampard together again? And what does Hargreaves bring to the squad? The way Eriksson treats friendlies is a fucking joke. These are the games for trying things out, not playing your first XI for the first half at 60% effort then ruining the shape, realistic chance to find out how new players fit in, and game with multiple substitutions in the second 45. Looks like Souness was right, Mickey Mouse game. And Parker should walk into the world cup squad if he carries on from sundays performance.

Stimpy you eeeediot!

Not sure about birching but I think prison should be made a lot tougher. TVs, pool tables, weight rooms? They're supposed to be being punished, not in a hotel.

How do certain parts of Glasgow compare to North Ormesby then? Anyway I'm in Redcar, the classy end of the chemical works.

Do the Rangers and Celtic fans live in different parts of Glasgow as a rule, or are they scattered and intermingled throughout the city?

Thats what I was thinking.

Do you live in a bears den? That must be quite dangerous.