Ayatollah Hermione

For All Mankind is supposed to be good but I’ve never got round to watching it yet. What a recommendation, you’re welcome

I understand it’s a different country, shit lips! I’m giving the credit to the Germans in this situation

Heading to Munich for a week in April to go to their Spring Fest and decided to look into getting the train into Salzburg for a day. I was expecting it to be pricey but it’s only 15 quid I can’t even get home from town for that. What a country

Which is why we need the two Manchester clubs to get each other in the semis. I don’t fancy us coming though over two legs against either of them

In a league full of fucking shit refs, this Andy Madeley has to be the dirt worst

Full strength with a good response, please and thank you

I’ve said it before but the fact that Anderson was the only young academy player even sniffing that squad today is a disgrace. These are games where, if you have a proper academy, you can throw some prospects in alongside the seasoned pros and give people a rest. The current crop are going to get nowhere. Another Ashley masterclass

Aye, could have easily got away with making 3/4 changes. Especially at the back where Lascelles is a liability these days

There we go

Sweet child of mine, our finishing has been shocking recently

That’s shocking. Rivière would have scored it

Wood on the halfway line there, man. How weak can you get

Honestly, it’s like they’ve woke him up from a nap before he walks on the pitch.

Brave to call on Willock when it takes him half an hour to wake up

I’d have fucked Lascelles off and played with 10

Hope Murphy keeps running down to Sheffield United on loan

Lewis just giving him about 15 yards of space

Right, get the good players on, please

like Larry Duff off Father Ted

Pray for Byers’ soul when Joelinton gets stuck into him

Murphy is so shite it makes you think of signing Nathan Redmond who, apparently, plays for Besiktas now?

We’ll write any poor cunt off after 45 minutes. He’s been out for 4 month, man

These are doing alright tbf. Their press is good and they’re organised enough but any injection of quality from us and we’ll piss it in the second half like. Almiron could easily come on and score

Ritchie having a fucking blinder here Get him a new deal

Murphy has just been running around, waiting to be tackled. Hook him at half time, the feckless cunt