Ayatollah Hermione

Bring on the Turkish suspensions!

Worked for Portugal in 2016. Southgate’s inspiration

The tournament has France vs England final all over it like

We’ll beat either of those in the semis, I’m sure of it. Combo of riding luck and being forced into dropping Trippier for an actual left back and Kane for a striker who can move

Jammy bastards! Great fucking penalties, mind

Can easily see us scraping through this on pens. It does have a feeling of a massive Swiss robbery

Southgate rocking the slip-ons Dressed by Burton

Not even sure there’s an argument for Kane staying on for the pens since Toney is a great penalty taker. Palmer also

This is what we want apparently. Not a coherent thought in his fucking head

Made some attacking subs and scored in a minute, should try that more often

Trippier struggling all game and NOW he brings Shaw on

And we’re out

Kane the last man back there ffs

What is this bizarre Southgate voodoo where whoever is LCB ends up being MOTM?

I’m surprised to see how sluggish Kane is, like. Is he still carrying a knock? Get Gordon up with him as Shearer-Bellamy V2

Might be harsh to say we haven’t competed like Get the sentiment though

Same formation, just with Bellingham and Foden pushed up to Kane, leaving midfielder of the tournament, Xhaka, free rein to run the game. Great work

I am once more selling some magic beans, CT

Ban on stats unless you’ve actually watched these lads play more than 25 times tbh

Fuck off, Ronaldo

And now we’re into the portion of the game where Ronaldo starts screaming for every single decision

Also, how selfish are these French players? All going for glory every time no matter what option is on

Unbelievable. The opposition keeper might as well have a slash behind the goal for all the damage Ronaldo will do

Laughed at Portugal taking Fernandes off so Ronaldo has free crack at any free kicks or pens from here on in. You’d be fucking desperate for him to retire if you were Portuguese

People will be actively trying to get locked up after that video was going around