Ayatollah Hermione

England have played 44 games at the Euros without winning. Now that’s the record to break, dickhead

I like Diego, I think he’s a very knowledgable kid about football and a top lad to boot. But for one night, we are sworn enemies and I hope he has an absolutely shit night

Id rather he came on and scored the winner but each to their own

I have a feeling about Gordon tonight. I think this might be the game he gets, madly enough.

England better win tonight because things are looking pretty fucking dicey from here on in

He does that stupid fucking routine before each serve though so swings and roundabouts

Fucking hell

Has any MLF considered that Staveley leaving is probably the start of Phase 2 of whatever the Saudis have planned? Probably not

I would suggest going to Twitter and endlessly arguing with fuckwits called things like “TactixalFoden” instead of this nonsense

Aye, feels like we’ve finally turned up. He actually made the subs as they got some momentum for once as well. Maybe his weird crack about the pressure finally being off has a ring of truth to it

Sounds like you boys forgot your red and white face paint

Much better first half with actual shots and everything. Also, that’s definitely a pen like Late, studs showing and got nowhere near the ball at waist height

Can’t say much more, Rents but you’ve come through worse before and you can do it again. Don’t be beating yourself up over one trip on a long road. Also, the personal argument with the wife is probably tearing you apart but everything will be very raw at the minute and I’m sure things will calm down in time and she’ll speak to you about everything. And I agree with HMHM about work, you owe them fuck all. Hopefully, if you feel comfortable telling them about everything, they’ll have a good duty of care with you

Not like he’s up against a top quality attacking full back or nowt

Maybe she’s being implicated in an Epstein’s Island sting?!!! What does she know?!

Got to think they buy the rest. I assume this means plans are moving forward with big infrastructure and PCP can’t keep up.

I remember the uproar about the Italians wearing skin-tight tops at the World Cups around then Our poor English minds couldn’t comprehend it

Do we have deeper pockets than the Dutch?

That’ll end spectacularly badly for everyone involved

What am I, your secretary?

Started on that Jonestown documentary on Netflix. Harrowing stuff and pretty amazing that so much of it was shot on film

10 year, fucking hell. Mad old tournament, that one

We can absolutely drag this Holland team down to our level. Great news

Aye, if they’d got through, they bring a certain chaos that we’d definitely struggle with

I’ve said that about Slovakia and Switzerland so far