Ayatollah Hermione

MF could get you plenty films where people go to the toilet

I see the racists have been brave when they’re going against some understaffed coppers but have soon retreated back into their hovels now that reality has kicked back in

Gironavirus are in and ready to go

I work in North Shields and if there was even a hint of a riot, the racist charvers at work would have it all over their Snapchat within seconds

What constitutes a state of emergency? Just so I can ask the shoplifters and looters for that new iPad

Wouldn’t surprise me if it’s a loan with obligation as we kick the can down the road and give ourselves more time to shift some shit

Giaccherini (Sp?) I think it was. Sure he was an absolute crock but he was another in a long line of world beaters when he signed

She’s about as enticing as she is intelligent

You’d think that could unite the country in these trying times

Not sure there’s a footballer left that hasn’t spent time at Chelsea’s academy

I knew as soon as Alvarez was confirmed as leaving Man City, the Mackems would be in a tizzy about them coming in for one of our players. Even though they’re all shite

What was the one called that played for them who was absolutely shite? Probably about ten year ago now, come to think of it. I’m sure he could well be described as a shitty hunchback

Fingers crossed that Baldwards hasn’t jumped the gun in an attempt to get an exclusive. We mean business like. Leaky defence? Let’s go and get the bloke from Palace that everyone raves about for £60 million

“Make Way For Dionne Warwick” is sublime but alongside that, the only other full album from that period I have in my digital “collection” is “I’ll Never Fall in Love Again” It was a bit later but her vocals are stunning and it’s got a cover of “Something” that she does total justice

Dutch lass in the 400m relay was insane down the stretch. She hadn’t been on the jakeys

I was watching one where one lass tried to do the roll and basically floated along underwater for a third of the course. She could have drowned but even the commentators were laughing

At least we can all agree that this kid from Sheffield United is going to be a lot better than Parkinson

And he’s injured already We’re back

Sanusi looks very promising based off his appearances in pre-season. Can definitely see him in and around the first team this season

To be charitable, we’ve been shit here Pre season and all that but these mad round the world tours aren’t doing anything that a few decent friendlies around the UK or mainland Europe couldn’t. Shite how commercial deals take priority

Longstaff is certainly running around like a lad from Newcastle being subjected to 35 degree heat

You have to pay what the selling club thinks the player is worth, not what we think hth

I think we’ll still get a right winger tbh. Unless the plan is to go with Barnes on the left and Gordon on the right. Mustn’t be forgotten that Murphy averages an assist every other game or so either 👀

Anything you can rock up to and play in your own shoes isn’t a sport

Wonder if knackers will be doubting Ten Hag’s training methods in an attempt to get him sacked? Saying that, his league performances will do a good job of it