Ayatollah Hermione

The chef from there comes into The Vic from time to time and doles out pizza near closing time. Canny lad.

Twelve writers?! All it is is Moyes witlessly droning about something fat and his pals laughing. then "comedy dave" piping up from his pit.

Stop listening to Radio 1, it's a packet of shite.

Not surprised with JJS hoying his cock in it when your back was turned.

Best posts on this forum have come from him like. This place is all the poorer for having lost him.

I assume when anyone goes missing off here, they're chained up in Jay Jay Sea's basement

Cave Diving With Andy Carroll Episode 1: Andy returns back to his former secondary school to investigate the horrors of the English department's staff room.

Start writing to me and see how long it takes.

That exchange between Renton and Leazes, man. Renton, literally replying to him directly by name and Leazes asking him to speak to him directly. Cracking hungover reading.

soz like

That kid in the second one has an ice-cream as well Details like that make all the difference.

Is that the Sandancer or is that further along?

He's done nowt over the weekend, I was just reminded how much of a complete fuck trumpet he is in passing.

:lol: Brilliant work. I'd actually buy that as a poster.

Just needs a confused Jordan Henderson.

aye, post up some of the wearable clobber. Do they still do polo shirts with the crest on?

It's a tricky one but I'm going with yes. Repugnant, slimy, arrogant waste of space.

http://www.toontastic.net/board/topic/31065-fao-christmas-tree/page__p__940357__hl__ketsbaia#entry940357 Less of the big boy, you fermented tit.

Most people moved on because of CT's unsufferable wind-up carry on last year too

I'll not post them all but what you got?

I read 50 Shades of Grey on my commute. Draws a couple of stares when I whip it out and slap myself about to the dorty bits but they all love it really.

His Hen Night guide is superb. http://www.theburglarsdog.co.uk/index.html?stag

Ah reet, didn't see that. Really, they all in 'S' if you're Gollum.

More than 6 surely? Is Soho still there?

Switch the gay one? The Star count as 'S'?