Ayatollah Hermione

aye, it's class. Proper John Woo style leaps through the air from these Koreans and the Danish lasses just clothesline them to the deck. Was a stretcher job on the first day for on of them because some Spanish Tiote wiped this poor lass out when she was horizontal. The lads were a bit scared of falling on the leisure centre floor though. Obviously never played some fat lads at 5-a-side.

Louise Bergaard from Danish handball: Lush in action.

Wouldn't mind him sticking around for cover/rotation but I think Pardew might see him as expendable with Perch, Tavernier and Santon all being able to play there.

Nowt shitty about beer gardens but I get your point. Nobody else watching the handball then? Lasses are better than the lads because they seem a bit more violent but proper end-to-end stuff this one atm.

Not sure he's an out and out striker, is he? Like you say though, plenty players have looked good at that level but fail to do anything later on. Campbell got player of the tournament at the Milk Cup though and has wom the same young player award that Xavi received at his age so could very well be the business.

Think Bigi looks the best of the lot like, especially for being just 18. Hopefully Ferguson starts the next two friendlies to get him some fitness because he looks like he could turn into a useful player.

Fee agreed according to some Guardian journo.

I kna, bloody hell.

Isabelle Gullden - Handball is immense but pics don't do her justice. Spain's number 2 in the volleyball atm.

Agreed. Watched that and thought "Aye, we're pretty good like" which I think was Boyle's intention. Loved the handball today, mind. Genuinely exciting, fast paced sport with some amazing lasses. All round victory.

Canny has lost all meaning after doing that.

Check the number 9 for the Swedish lasses. Shit the bed.

Aye, last few times I've been out, I've avoided them entirely. The Gate btw It's getting even fucking worse if that's possible.

You just need to go the extra yard with teenage hard-ons and just whip it out in French. Easiest way to learn what "Zut alors!" means.

Would have walked past you through the week, MF. On my way to the Strawberry for a pint hahahaha

My opinion is that nuclear weapons will FUCK. YOU. UP, Wolfy. Especially since you were apparently birthed into a vat of nuclear waste.

Looks like someone has hoyed loads of cotton padding down her grundies. Could probably bounce to the shop like.

Nee archery on the red button this morning despite it being on. Brilliant start.

Those Senagalese lads love a slide tackle, mind.

Watch Home Alone and take notes.

are you on glue?

Canny football today. Honduras/Morocco was a good game and Japan have just beat Spain. Top marks to the Spanish for lumping their tall centre half up front and then launching balls at him. Even more top marks to the Japanese striker who saw this and just mooched for the last 5 minutes.

Kanu! I honestly thought he'd retired.

"Sinbad shit catchers" It does seem that trends just turned ridiculous over night once those daft jeans came about like. Toms are just as shocking, mind.