Ayatollah Hermione

This weather is mint. I'm glad I've got nowhere to be like.

In South Africa. Probably still shite.

Southampton are getting on my tits already. £6 million for Butland turned down.

It's not even July yet.

Was expecting it after Nani. They must have had him lined up for sudden death.

Shit, I'm a day late! That makes me a leftover

Not the only thing that's positively flaming in this thread now that Fish has posted.

Working my way through the ton of games I got for free after signing up for Playstation Plus last month. Stranger's Wrath HD is a very good game and I miss those sorts of open-world platformers that used to be everywhere up until this generation. Pixel Junk Shooter is canny for a few levels at a time, Awesomenauts is a really limited, bland title with nothing much to recommend. I've beaten Darksiders before but it's basically essential if you like Ocarina of Time. Infamous 2 next.

A final reminder, if one was needed, that he's been completely finished for years and is a money grabbing arsehole.

Never thought I'd see the day where anyone was getting annoyed at the particulars of rustling up beans on toast. It's hardly a dish that's going to be improved much more with fancy kitchen skills.

Ending DLC out today and, well, it's better... They really wrote themselves into a corner with the Crucible scenes. It should have just been a big fuck off spaceship that Joker chins Harbinger with.

How is it? Not paying for it atm. Will wait for any potential sale 6 months down the line.

Bunting sales through the roof in Poundland.

Very well summed up. If you're starting midfielders like Milner and Parker who have the technical ability of a couple of scarecrows, you're not going to win anything.

We won't win a trophy even if we become a solid top 4 team in the next 5 years. We're Newcastle.

Quick reminder that CT thought we would win 4-1 last night.

Shane FERGUSON. Call him by his proper name, you mad toucher.

Always down the middle for penalties. Ashley Young had it half right.

Was that shop not called AllSports? Used to have a daft metal staircase leading downstairs that was a deathtrap, I think.

Just saw this. I'll have you know my jokes are at a gold standard.

We're one of 6 teams left in and I think you'd be hard pressed to find anyone who reckons we're more than 5th favourites at best.

Looks cracking that beans on toast tbh. Think that's my dinner tomorrow sorted.

ITV, in attempting to insult our intelligence, manage to come off stupidest of all.

A filthy ham-wallet