Ayatollah Hermione

Would Ashley pay his wages?

Rothbury's been getting a lot of buzz recently.

Movie night with Happy Face and his grandmother was a huge success. We watched Meet Me In St Louis on Friday night before going to bed at 10.30pm and it didn't pass without comment how much more enjoyable it was than standing in a 5 person deep scrum in a bar. I first saw Meet Me In St. Louis in the Dog and Parrot and the bar was so moved by it, they even stopped hitting each other with pool cues for five minutes to wipe away the tears and console each other.

Movie night with Happy Face and his grandmother was a huge success.

Joseph Gordon Levitt is one of my favourite young actors atm. His performance lifts 500 Days of Summer out of mediocrity.

Foobar is a small download and very simple to use and very quick (which is why I like it). It doesn't show you the running time of groups of tracks though (not to my knowledge anyway) but for simply listening to music, it's perfect.

Just stop playing up, man. Nobody is taking the piss when they say how fucking annoying and cretinous your posting is. It's not funny, it's not interesting and the fact you continue to play it up is making it worse. I'm sure you're a decent enough lad when you're not acting the prick, so don't do it and you won't be subjected to Wacky saying he's going to rape you.

Any concrete word on Taylor's injury?

I've seen Robert Smith move like greased lightning toward a freshly-opened buffet table so nowt separates them.

My dad has still scored more goals than him at St. James.

Real/Century/Whatever it's called now, usually does the commentary for every match so try them. Have a match preview off me instead: NUFC.com

It'd probably bounce off. Face like a leisure centre floor.

Kevin is an expert at pulling his hose.

Whenever you enter your log-in details on a site, a bar should pop up on the top asking if you want to save the passwords for that site. You can choose to "save" "not right now" (or something like that) or "never for this site". just click never for your e-mail and choose to save it on here.

They'll just refine the shooting mechanics. Goldeneye has a lot of stuff in that the likes of Halo, COD and Timesplitters improved on so if it can take that on board as well as adjusting the maps and balance to reflect this, there's no reason why it can't be quality. As long as they remember that the customisation was what it made it so fun in multiplayer. Want to play a game where everyone is lightning quick and can only use melee weapons? Sure.

I thought you were going to bed? Fuck off danny before you end up embarrassing yourself even further. Done by Kevin ffs. Danny, take a hint, lad.

108 posts in a week. JFWTBH. Ruining another decent thread, I see.

Thinks of new Geordie comic on the scene.....can only come up with There is literally nobody on this board that will find this a hard-hitting blow to Newcastle.

You're off the mod team, Craig! Gimme your custom title.

It aint over till you cut that ridiculous Mark Hateley 1991 barnet and fuck off to a Reading forum? Stevie.. shut the fuck up. The last attention seeker who registered on this board with nothing to say got banned. When I was 17 I was more interesting than you I'm sure most others were, younguns today all nobs tbh. Think of something to say and post, if you haven't got anything to say stick your gameboy on or whatever you young cunts play with these days. Wouldn't go that far like. It's just a case of those kids with the biggest mouths and shite patter that shout the loudest. Especially now you can be relatively anonymous on the internet. There was some lads that were playing football with us last night, must have been 17 at most and they were sound. There was a fat kid who was a right funny little fucker.

I'm 20, man You'll grow out of this phase, I suppose.

Well, there was certainly a tool in it.

Well, no worry of you dying of the drink you had since it was all piss weak anyway.

I'd go to the one Ant posted for Wolf Parade. Christ, that band can PLAY live.

If anyone watched that, did it feature him badly singing karaoke at one point? I was watching that in the chippy and was thinking they'd tapped into a foreign feed or something.