Ayatollah Hermione

want to see this porn.

The absurdity of the coppers in the stand off saying to Raoul "Raoul, are you mates with Gazza?" is making me laugh far too much.

sure, it's been gradually going that way for a few seasons now. i just thought it was an interesting blog, not only because it highlights the different takes on 4-3-3 but also because it's so widespread now. england were one of the few teams employing a traditional 4-4-2. not many of the other teams played with more than one central striker either. of those that did, i thnk only the argies got into the quarter finals. newcastle mainly employed 4-4-2 in the championship under hughton last year. i reckon it's probably time for us to move with the times. a 4-4-2 with our current crop will get over run in midfield. plus i doubt carrol and lovenkrands will cut it as a front pair against top flight back fours. I agree in principle but it would take signing a fair few players (which I can actually see happening, just not players of a very good standard). While the team definitely needs to be improved if we're going to do anything worthwhile in the next few years. Say we're going with 4-2-3-1, for arguments sake, you could have the 3 of Guti-Nolan/Guthrie-Routledge but who would be in the defensive roles? Barton maybe? We don't really have a "tackler" in midfield. I think Nolan could be a fairly decent spoiler but I assume Hughton's going to play him further up since it worked well last season in spots. You could sign a defensive midfielder certainly but a good one of those sets you back a fair bit and we don't have the money. I don't think Carroll is good enough to be up front by himself in his first full season in the PL too. We're definitely in for a slog if we keep the same formation as last season though, I agree. We were getting overrun by the likes of Derby sometimes last season.

Keegan proved a couple of seasons back that the players then could perform well in a 4-3-3 but I don't think we have the squad to do it now. As for 4-2-3-1, i have doubt whether Carroll is good enough yet for that sort of role and like you say, we're lacking in proper defensive midfielders (if you excuse the term 'proper'). I'd think we don't have the players available to play like that just yet so we'll probably see 4-4-2 or 4-5-1 all season, for better or worse.

Agreed, think Robben missing the first few games will count against him and Sneijder's contributed a little more overall in general. As for Villa, Spain would be long gone if it wasn't for him. Have to say I think Forlan may have been the best of the lot but won't get the recognition, had huge responsibility and didn't let his team down in a single game. Aye, I've been massively impressed with him. Looks absolutely top drawer at the best level. I've noticed that he seems to have found the sweet spot on the Jabulani as well.

http://not.so.tickli.sh/ Raoul Moat sightings

They should try looking for raoul moat in Sue Sim's hair.

This process is necessary to develop our emotional state, we are emotionally still children on this planet. The new magnetic and planetry allignements are for us to develop our weakest facet. We are intellectually and physically at very high points of understanding, but emotionally dangerous. Take the ride. I am a healer the planet is safe. ahhh, so THAT's what it is.

Now we can get real answers. Does Mr. Moat prefer Space Raiders or Hula Hoops?

He's a free agent, you fucking lemonhead.

http://twitter.com/thekeithchegwin "Friend of mine was addicted to mud wrestling. Been clean for 4 years now."

If it turns out to be Fop, we should all sell our stories to the Ronny Gill about dealing with the headcase.

Gosling is now a free agent.

what if it's overcast?

Is it true that the nicest place to go out in Glasgow is, in fact, Edingburgh? I really like the West End of Glasgow tbf. Cracking record shops and I love walking through tenements.

Big Boi: Sir Lucious Left Foot: The Son Of Chico Dusty Will do very nicely until Outkast churn something out again. Also got Roky Erickson's new one with Okkervil River as his backing band; I've not listened yet but that shit can't be terrible.

For the simultaneous games at the end of the group stage, I had one of the matches up on the ITV website. They have a chatroom running while the match is on - wall to wall Kevin!s. Completely mongtastic. These are the flids votimg for MOTM. Didn't find much to enjoy in that game like. Felt more like a qualifier than a semi-final.

Tesco rum fucking hell, man. You're going to be the one at festivals that everyone hates.

All of that will be taken by the bigger boys in the tent next to him.

Used to love Pedro as a bairn. I have a memory of him scoring a pen against Boro, I think, where he runs over and grabs a ball boy by the head and shouts in his face. Think it might have been his son. Hopefully anyway. In recent times, I used to love Nobby but I love watching players like him anyway. Absolutely top drawer. After last season, if Enrique can keep up his performances, he's bound to be a cult hero in 5-10 years time.

Congrats! And to pass your induction, all you have to do is enjoy one night of pleasure with Louise: The icon in the bottom right of that obscures the best part of the photo. Its not a camel's toe, its a moose's knuckle. I bet her fanny looks like the monster that eats Boba Fett.

Two in the Pink?

If he's in the woods it would be like an English version of Rambo (We'll sort of), could Vinny master the accent? I rekcon he'll be nowehere near Rothbury, his knacker mates will have driven that car up there for him. He'd have to. I think Robert Carlyle could do it he's good with accents, but he's too skinny. Jimmy Nail would be too old, who else is there? I agree re the motor, I don't think he's as dense as people are making out. Whats Robson Green doing these days? He'd have to bulk up mind.... I'd go for Sting (bulked up). I'd send Sting after him in real life and hope he takes a bullet in the vocal chords.

Alan Smith showing his future management skills by drawing a smiley face at the back, I see.

I don't appreciate you putting my picture up, Pud.