Kitman

Not that I think it'll happen btw.

Freddy's had his go and is getting on, I don't think we should go back. I'd prefer someone younger with a passion for the club and the Newcastle area and fucking deep pockets. Oh and a great big boot to stick up Llambias' arse

I suppose I have double standards. On the one hand I respect people's property. On the other hand I can sympathise if a homeless person squats when the alternative is sleeping under a bridge. The only people I've met who were squatters were pretty desperate characters; I wouldn't be impressed if a regular person did it just to dodge rent.

9th. In a pessimistic mood after this transfer window

Congratulations! Now perhaps you can tell us where the Carroll money has gone?

I assume it's not that hard to fend off approaches for players. You just say no thanks.

I think 8th or 9th. Can't see us replicating last season I'm afraid, plus we'll get more injuries and we haven't strengthened the first team much.

Very disappointed about the transfer situation, I'm sure Pardew was hoping for more as well. Pretty glad I didn't bother following the window closely.

Hmmm. I wonder what happened to the Carroll money?

RIP. I know the corporate seats thing pissed a lot of people off but he was responsible for transforming the club into the big time.

I wonder what went wrong with Obertan. Maybe Ferguson pulled a fast one on Pardew while Carr was on holiday......

If we don't sign anyone else, I can't say I'd be surprised. It's a shame if we don't sign a 1st teamer RB though....probably make the biggest impact for the least money imo.

Deary me, this is depressing

I hope so

Would be pretty short sighted to sell Cabaye. Even more so for an average fee.

Could turn out nice again.....

You're in a positive mood

It's mind blowing that anyone could be judged after a couple of games. Especially when he's played two games in different countries in 48 hours, the first in crippling heat. The guy's won the Eredivisie and played for Ajax. I doubt he's average.

I'd hope we don't need to sell anyone to fund one or two players coming in.

Maybe being immersed in Gallic culture will convert him. A glass or two of vin rouge, good food, music, beautiful women and pleasant conversation. Rounded off by pummelling someone's head at 3 O'clock in the morning.

I'm surprised anybody bothers to take any notice. I hope he takes to French culture; I thought he was more into lager, McDonalds and pummelling people's heads at 3 O'Clock in the morning.....

If one of our players had done that, I'd be disappointed. Genuinely. There's no difference between what Torres did and what Andy Carroll tried to do to us last season imo. Torres was diving before he got to Anita; I'm not sure Anita even touched him because he pulled his leg back.

Yes, it's cheating. He's set out to con the referee.