Kitman

I should probably disclose that I'm British......although I've long since gone native, eh

Is this a euphemism for something?

We still have Betty in common. For now

Suarez is a cheating cunt but it's up to the officials to stop him doing it. The handball was blatant and the goal should have been disallowed....shocking it wasn't spotted

We need a big dollop of luck

A must win game imo. No Simpson. Debuchy in. Cisse at CF. Cabaye back (hopefully). Hopefully we can play some football and grind out a win.

Doesn't mean he's not a good striker. Maybe he thrives on a long ball. Maybe he's not getting enough long balls pumped forward from the back in that fancy-dan-la-de-da French team.....

I think signing some new players and getting the likes of Cabaye and HBA back will give us the momentum we need. That said, we are definitely in a relegation battle and imo we need some luck with injuries, suspensions and the like. If we can string some results together I think we'll be OK but it's a real worry.

Let's hope he's up for a relegation battle.....

And make bags more money. Can't blame him really.

Depressing but predictable. Hey ho.

I think it's more likely Ashley's warning Pardew tbh

Thank fuck for that. Hopefully he stays fit, so no more Simpson.....

I don't understand. If his knee had seized up, who would want to have bought him?

7 mill seems a bit low for a buy out clause in hindsight

Let's hope there's a decent striker on special at Lidl.....

I have a sense of dread about this since Poyet always seems to take us up the arse. Having said that I hope we have a decent go at them notwithstanding our perilous league position.

No-one gives a toss. Why not fuck off somewhere that does?

He'll screw him then dump him. I can't see Pardew hanging onto his job if he doesn't start winning.

tbh Tiote looked fucking shit to me. A shadow of the player he was. Perhaps he can go and find some form in the ACN......

And I'm freeeeeeeeeeee Freeeeeeeeefallin'

The only way is up......

9 defeats in 11 games. Fucking hell.

Last throw of the dice now

Ranger on. Fuck we're desperate