Kitman

I'd fucking love a season like that. I'd happily scrape a trophy win against lower league opposition, in fact a flukey unfair goal would do nicely. Maybe Ba diverting the ball with his hand onto Shola's arse and over the line. I'd also shell out for the DVD and any number of tacky mementoes.

SO'D sounded like a high pitched Irish version of Rab C Nesbitt. I couldn't make out much of what he was saying tbh.

I would like to see us buy a naturally left footed left back in January and sell Ferguson to cover some of the cost. Just to piss off CT

If we HAVE to sell the naming rights (and we don't imo), then don't sell it to a ridiculous sounding company like wonga ffs. I don't object to the company on principle (although they sound like wide boys), it's the fact their name on our stadium would be devoid of any dignity whatsoever. Wonga ffs. WONGA. It's fucking hideous is what it is. Bad enough on the shirts, on the stadium it's horrible. If we're going to have something straight out of Only Fools & Horses, let's go for the Lovely Jubbly Arena.....

It's a name devoid of any class or dignity. It sounds like a joke, "the Wonga Arena", it's ridiculous. Only a bunch of arseholes would consider it. If true.

Deeply moving I'd say

that's my definition of a tough call

The standard of punditry on MOTD used to be appalling when I watched it years ago - Lineker, Shearer, Lawro, Hansen - complacent, lazy, cliched, uninformative and boring. Hope it's improved.

Never heard of him so hard to get excited. I'd rather we spent our obviously scarce funds on a RB & CH first.

Certainly not the Chinese slave labour that was used to manufacture it for peanuts.....

Sounds posh. "I say driver, where's the rugger on this weekend? I've got Nigel visiting from the home counties and he's quite a Quins fan"

Lordy, I hope the money's good! You're probably just ferrying drunks after 11 O'clock?

recovering from a good night?

"Value"

Could be a Samson type thing going on

So a Jedi you would be?

Don't expect us to get anything at all at OT this time around. Whether or not sparrow legs starts, which he won't.

Disappointing result. Didn't get to see the match in NZ, was it more long ball stuff?

Going by Stevie's dictum that you should support your local club, I'm off to watch Waitakere Town......

Winning the Carling Cup would be fucking fantastic actually.

Cheerio. Bit of a nonentity really, maybe he'd be better off at a Div 2 club and working his way up from there.

Can't help but think this is for the club's benefit rather than Pardew's.