Kitman

Ashley has the final say on players. That's why we won't be signing any.

If Harper was going to have a go it should have been years ago.

He'd be a very logical signing tbh, especially since we're weak at Left Back. Probably the exact reason it hasn't happened. Spending on right/left backs has been considered frivolous and unnecessary as long as I can remember. Why spend good money on a right back when a big lumbering centre back can fill in for God's sake?

Fat piggies gotta get their swill. These people have been doing it for years, without detailed regulation it will just continue. Which nobody in govt has ever wanted to do, because it's all too hard.

Fat piggies gotta get their swill. These people have been doing it for years, without detailed regulation it will just continue. Which nobody in govt has ever wanted to do, because it's all too hard.

What a poor article. Nothing to say, other than homophobic innuendo. It's just malicious gossip, of the little England coffee morning variety

Awesome film. Take that lazy bloated Hollywood !

Deary me. Cliche jackpot !

as opposed to the evil spawn of the devil penniless chairman we have now? Take your point though...

I think you're on to something there. The Scottish have made some of the greatest inventions in history. And their diet largely consists of deep fried beef dripping, apparently Well, to be fair to the Scots, it is rather nice to be chewin' on a pair of dripping beef curtains. * desperately tries to think of a pun involving a saveloy *

Did they really need research to conclude alcohol makes you last longer?

I'm Spartacus... No im sparticus Oh, go on then ...... I'm Spasticus Autisticus. Artisticus, shirley? Not according to Mr. Dury , "I wiggle when I piddle as my middle is a riddle I'm Spasticus I'm Spasticus I'm Spasticus Autisticus" Genius Googled it and you're right goddammit. Must have been the cockney accent that fooled me. * plays the anti-cockney card to get out of jail * Cockernee card accepted Kitman *spaz*

Can't say I'd be too disappointed if Argentina don't stand a chance I can see it now- England 1-1 Argentina. Quarter final. 90th minute. Gerrard wins a penalty with a blatant dive. Beckham puts it away. Terry Butchers head explodes with delight. Geddin

I'm Spartacus... No im sparticus Oh, go on then ...... I'm Spasticus Autisticus. Artisticus, shirley? Not according to Mr. Dury , "I wiggle when I piddle as my middle is a riddle I'm Spasticus I'm Spasticus I'm Spasticus Autisticus" Genius Googled it and you're right goddammit. Must have been the cockney accent that fooled me. * plays the anti-cockney card to get out of jail *

They seem to have a chip on their shoulder about us having a chip on our shoulder. Bloody slave traders, always a chip on the shoulder.

Snappy. It could catch on

I think you're on to something there. The Scottish have made some of the greatest inventions in history. And their diet largely consists of deep fried beef dripping, apparently ...with a side dish of butter. and a pint of heavy with a whisky chaser

The Museli rule. Girls that eat healthy are evil. If she chows down on a full English and drinks beer then all will be well. You should only eat healthy if you've got something to be guilty about

I think you're on to something there. The Scottish have made some of the greatest inventions in history. And their diet largely consists of deep fried beef dripping, apparently

Parky Jnr has started chess, is it time to slap her on the butter/lobster diet?? She'll be a world beater. I have faith. Give her some chips.

In all seriousness, it really has. It's deflating. They thought the kid was a basket case, but apparently he wasn't

Eat Flora. Be thick. Now that's a catchy slogan.

Nice one. I assume Tonga escaped the Tsunami that recently devastated Samoa? Aye, they sat the King on the beach. Island saved. The King: "Errr can you run that past me one more time? You want me to do what when the big wave hits?"

Nice one. I assume Tonga escaped the Tsunami that recently devastated Samoa?

It's a load of hot air imo