Dazzler

I was tempted to do a fancy title but we just fucked Leicester on a boring thread title so fuck off. I’m at this match so expect us not to show up. 2-0 to us.

Yous are all fucking welcome btw.

If it lasts more than 6 hours he’ll need to go to A&E

Lovely by Osula that btw.

Ruud in the changing rooms after the match:

Ooh we’ve just been called so slick. Is this what Liverpool fans feel like? I don’t like it.

Dubravka is in danger of getting hypothermia here.

If he’s playing like a cabby then it’s Bruno’s da.. who looks like he loves a Marlboro gold as well.

That’s the spirit. Let’s get the shit cunt on the scoresheet. i hope trippier stays away from corners and free kicks too as he’s been woeful at them.

It was funnier the first time when it didn’t make any sense

This is what he gets for wearing two coats the wet wipe.

If murphy had this kind of composure all the time he’d be a monster of a player.

Perfect game to make those kinds of subs now IMO when the game is over and the players Leicester are subbing on are arguably worse than the ones on the pitch.

Turns out he did tbf, the keeper saved it

Don’t change the luck man. These are a titan of football and we are shite. Forgive him god of football, he knows not what he does.

Murphy

Third player to score following pelters today Schar and Burn are shite. So is joelinton, and I hope we don’t bring Osula on because he’s fucking useless.

Anyone else we can give a slagging to since it’s seemingly working fucking wonders?

Against *insert any team we’ve played this season here*

There’s slow and there is a pressing 1 three times to get to a C slow. Impressive you’ve managed to get the internet on a 3210

Are you on Wyki’s stream?

Just the 12 more than we managed vs Palace. This is the best we’ve played against shite so far. Arse is still nipping at 1-0 though.

I’d book Bruno there. Looked for it and was already tipped over before the contact. Longstaff school of penalty claims in full effect.