Dazzler

Fuck off man - Kane is putting this over

No fucking way is that a pen man, the wonky cunt

Kane stood on his tongue.

Trippier with a better freekick than Foden has put in all tournament. Shame Rice has his 50p shaped boots on tonight.

Fuck off.

It was a bullet like, and his view was blocked so I can understand why Pickford hasn't got there. Absolutely shite from Rice to lose possession, and the defence on the recovery were useless.

I am so glad we can rely on our incestuous cousins down the road to remain classy while we stone women.

"Pleyse go wrong, marra, wey neyd summick to get excited about. Pleyse be another Sheffield Utd, prettey pleyse."

What has this bastard done to Mandy? Comes in and within the day Staveley is out. Get the cunt back to Sunderland, now!

But who is going to be handsy with all the players now? I don't think Schar will enjoy being groped by Eales.

Are they selling their stake to the Saudis or is it just a case of moving away from the day to day stuff? I'm too tight to buy an athletic subscription.

Mark Francois is just Mark Francis isn't it? The mongy Mrs Bucket knock off cunt.

....aal tha peypel

False - season 3 had an opening scene of a shrinking supe inside his boyfriend's piss hole, sneezing due to too much toot - becoming normal sized and bursting said boyfriend in half. Season 1 and 2 had no such scene. Also, herogasm - although that was a massive let down tbh.

He managed in England, no fucking way he doesn’t know his background. Marseille have previous signing complete cunts though, but I think a rapist trumps even Barton.

Two male models if you only use their first names.

He looks like what happens when you hold in a particularly violent sneeze.

Summerville is Dutch

I haven't said anything negative about him (or Miggy), simply pointing out that the Turkish league isn't massively competitive. In all honesty, I don't get why we're still talking about him - he did alright in a dark time, became less important after the takeover and was sold to facilitate growth. I don't dislike the bloke, but also don't really give a shit where he plays football now he's no longer doing it here. He was never good enough for us that it warrants a discussion anytime he moves to another club IMO.

It’s not that competitive he’s leaving for one of the two clubs there that have just appointed one of the most decorated managers of all time. It’s not like he’s went to one of the shitter teams to truly experience Turkish football - hooliganism and racism.

Scratch that it was Cannavaro that took the elbow

He was also part of the battering Matarazzi took against us in the CL. A nut off Bellamy and a brutal elbow from shearer, in the same game

He's the exact player Jose needs in his team. The one he can throw under the bus he parked on his own 6 yard box.

He’s a marginal upgrade on longstaff and would use up around half our budget for a position we’re not desperate to bolster.