Dazzler

The circle jerk in the replies to this is nauseating. 90% of this has been stolen from pub crack he’s overheard whilst crying into his half of cider and black and the other 10% is shit I’d bollock my kid for because it’s shit patter.

That’s a weird name for a Jonestown documentary tbh.

Tbf to ant and dec they did make him drink blended bollocks.

Aye but in the second half of the season his knickers were constantly falling down in and around the Vermont area. If that transfers to the pitch then it’s a tripping hazard, and we’ve only just got over an injury crisis.

I disagree because I’m not a racist piece of shit, and I don’t get easily led by a populist nob with zero moral backbone who’d say anything to convince empty headed morons that he has easy solutions to life’s most difficult problems. In short, voting for reform is an admittance you don’t like brown people whilst at the same time having a severe learning disability.

We don’t take kindly to initiative around here.

As soon as we play someone actually good at football. There is no way we don’t get rifled by France or Spain.

Trent has been on the Bella already, he sounds like a scouse Gazza.

Yee can fuck off in’aal yi daft cunt. All this does is increase the hurt when we get shagged.. and shagged we most certainly will get.

Sir, we don’t need you throwing your testosterone around in here. Thanks.

Same as Euro 2020, WC 2018 etc. Flukey draws papering over shitty performances. If Turkey beat Netherlands we’re in the final because we’ll beat Turkey. If Netherlands get through we’re fucked.

Absolute rocket by Trent that tbf. He’s still shite though.

All tournament except an overhead kick and a goal in the opener. Saka is the only one who can hold his head up after this tourney for me. And guehi tbf.

That must have been a relief for Saka that, I almost forgot the absolute shit he got for missing the last time, poor cunt.

If Schar hit pens like his free kicks I’d be boarding my kitchen windows up after that.

Cocky cunt

Absolute shite pelanty by Akanji could hand us the win.

Stop giving the cunt ideas, he’ll have him on at 119 minutes against Holland or Turkey next round and he’ll break his leg or some mad shit.

Can’t now he’s made his five subs. I’m glad though, last thing we need is him missing a pen that sees England going out, it’ll ruin his preseason.

This game is making me want to quit the drink, but I need to drink to get through it. How are we still in this, we’re truly appalling.

What a hit. Subs are still shite though.

80 minutes in before a sub is made and he brings a defender on in place of another defender. Mental cunt. He’s desperate to get the bullet.

We’re chasing a game and Southgate brings on Luke shaw

Just a guess, but I think Ronaldo’s shade of tan is a bit lower than the minimum requirement.