Dazzler

Maximin has two more goal contributions in the league in *checks notes* Turkey.

Aye, they have to be seen to be fair now since David toot outed them as cunts.

I guarantee you are a single text in a group chat away from having IPTV

Liverpool a goal down and down to ten men

Never doubted him. Bunch of cunts on here like. 2 goals and 2 assists for Gordon now. Imagine he was good.

Isak is drifting that way now to cover because it’s so hopeless

Straight at the keeper like, but on target all the same.

Two shots on his left. Even miggy hits those on target.

Joelinton desperate for a thunderbastard.

Choudhury and Skipp overrunning our midfield would be in line with this seasons weird performances tbf no matter how criminal it would be to allow

Dubravka man, that’s almost worse than no goalie. Well my one match thread has been fun

West Ham are in relegation form and they fucking battered us. We probably shouldn’t get carried away.

Even the benefica players hated him based on this I found on Reddit https://imgur.com/MHFUeqt That same Reddit has people saying he’s good just not for teams playing a high line. So in short, he’s Dubravka. Why didn’t we keep Karius again?

He’s definitely not a millionaire now like, or at most is the tightest millionaire in the world to still work full time with his missus at the same company . Seems a canny bloke the little interaction I’ve had with him tbf. I wouldn’t have guessed he was a green football street mean factory machine.

Never mind the extra clem, these things are a fucking liberty:

My name is above someone far too tall to be me. I should be the baldy midget next to him. But if you could photoshop some flowing locks on that would be great.

Aye, it's definitely him then - saying that his face is unrecognisable - his missus works here as well - Didn't realise he was a proper hard cunt former hooligan like might have to keep that in mind if he ever questions his pay

I'm only 37 with a full head of hair - should I be offended?

"Does the company employ anyone who frequents waste receptacles that has a voice like a broken police siren?"

FYP

Quick someone get this on RTG - that should fuel the mackem message board thread for weeks.

50/50 chance that's because of racism though tbf.

That said - they're all on the far right.

I can't tell if the bloke on the far right has really long legs or a really short body but he looks like he's made up of parts from the odd bin.