Dazzler

That's because he's Irish, mate.

That's the second time his dodgy tackle has gotten him into trouble in the last 24 hours

Kane playing in a triple pivot with Gallagher and Rice. Love to see your striker playing in defensive midfield.

And definitely not a dream of a united Ireland.

How the fuck does Rice go from “up the RA” to properly belting out god save the king? Has to be up there with all time betrayals.

Neville turns nowt down, that’s why the cunt is never off the telly. Fake news.

One change man. Gordon and palmer aren’t going to kick a ball in anger at this tournament

Where the fuck is Mbappe? No chance Mbappe would miss out.

Tom Cruise is 5'7 but he also wears lifts in his shoes and thinks an alien threw his soul into a volcano so even if he's taller than me, I still win by not being a completely tapped cretin.

I'm only 5'7" and I am fairly confident I am taller than him.

Let's spare a thought for the German brass that's going to get her ear chewed off tonight because of this shit.

3 weeks ago you picked the same line up as a bloke who uses a pool noodle to eat soup so he doesn’t drown in it

“Please don’t hurt my family.”

I can't get my head around all of the far-right gobshites slamming people like Corbyn with Putin's cock in their dick holster. Calling one man a commie while at the same time praising a very literal communist is fucking mental. Corbyn is/was a commie like, so they weren't wrong on that front, but still...

“Mossad? Only on a hot dog with some ketchup and fried onions.”

Dortmund couldn’t afford the £30m for an established player in Sancho. No fucking way are they spending an extra £10m on a largely untested kid. They sell sketchy youngins for that amount, they don’t buy them.

Tweaking for game three is not replacing someone playing in midfield for someone who plays in midfield imo

There's nowt in front of him, that's the problem. Kane is normally stood beside him whenever we have possession

The PSG approach to selling talented youth players.

Being a family friend of the Maxwell’s is not the flex Lawro thinks it is. Conspiracy shit aside, he’s admitting to being mates with a bloke who fraudulently shafted his employees out of hundreds of millions in pension, on top of being an all round dodgy bastard - and broke bread with his human trafficking, diddler daughter. I’d probably keep that to myself tbh

The more that comes out the more happy I become he’s gone. Not only is he a snake but he’s absolutely shite at keeping stuff under wraps and as someone who is paid to be discreet it’s not a good sign that we’ve been able to uncover all of his dodgy practices with Man Utd The fact that we’re big timing them is an added bonus, and part of me hope it’s down to pure pettiness because of Lingard.

Luke Shaw finally training is headline news. He’ll get injured in training. It’s Luke Shaw.

The lad called Insanity has it nailed too. Ironic name really since he’s one of the few talking sense .

£150m for DCL and £152m for Minteh. Should be sound.

"as long as I didn't break confidentiality and infringe on my previous employers business, it was all good." Like sharing contractual information with prospective employers, and then meeting with the Wolves sporting director on behalf of Man Utd/INEOS? The fucking thick cunt masquerading as an intellectual is the worst kind of thick cunt.