Dazzler

The more that comes out the more happy I become he’s gone. Not only is he a snake but he’s absolutely shite at keeping stuff under wraps and as someone who is paid to be discreet it’s not a good sign that we’ve been able to uncover all of his dodgy practices with Man Utd The fact that we’re big timing them is an added bonus, and part of me hope it’s down to pure pettiness because of Lingard.

Luke Shaw finally training is headline news. He’ll get injured in training. It’s Luke Shaw.

The lad called Insanity has it nailed too. Ironic name really since he’s one of the few talking sense .

£150m for DCL and £152m for Minteh. Should be sound.

"as long as I didn't break confidentiality and infringe on my previous employers business, it was all good." Like sharing contractual information with prospective employers, and then meeting with the Wolves sporting director on behalf of Man Utd/INEOS? The fucking thick cunt masquerading as an intellectual is the worst kind of thick cunt.

Are Everton going to spend all of the DCL money on Minteh? Or have we greatly over exaggerated Minteh’s transfer value?

I mean wenger won a league and cup with Monaco and two cups in Japan and was also coveted by Bayern Munich before he went to Arsenal. So when you think about it, it’s exactly the same.

Aye his attitude has never been questioned during either stint with Dortmund. In fact he ran himself into the ground most games for them. He was late to training because the manager didn’t like his face and made the kid train with the youth teams, even banning him from having a scran with the squad. Playing second fiddle to a 90m flop who batters his missus probably didn’t help either like. Even worse, Ten Hag also wanted Greenwood back in the squad so he’d have been playing third fiddle to two nonces. Hardly a place to give your all for. They reckon £30m gets Sancho and even if he’s a bit uppity our squad will make him fall in line as they are all close so won’t tolerate a bellend. He’d be a massive upgrade on what we have, and if proving himself and getting back into the England set up is what he’s after then I’m sure the money won’t be a problem imo.

How did he become so rich if he’s never heard of gardening leave? His sales team must fuck off with full customer details and all strategic plans. Sounds like a great place to leave.

As a replacement for Wilson who’s expected to leave. Seems risky in that sense to me, replacing one perma crock with another still leaves us open, we’d still need a third option to mitigate against that. I do think DCL is a quality player in his day, and in a better set up could thrive as long as he stays fit.

For Arnold - this is the only change he'll make and it'll be the same turgid performance.

I'll give it a miss then, I don't need two micropenises.

In Soviet Russia..... ...no, you fuck off.

Because he gave one of the lads a fiver to stick a bet on for him, and he went straight to the bar with it and got a pint of John Smith.

Side by side or on top of each other? Just wondering if it's possible to add a few inches to the old boy or if I'll end up with an extra cock.

MF'd YP

Isn't this just a rehash of the Truss cheese rant?

Because we've been absolutely fucking brilliant in the opening two games of the Euros. You seriously need to up your game with with the WUMery, you're getting lazy tbh and it's sad to see.

They had three match threads up for our friendly vs Spurs down under - their lack of self-awareness is unrivalled

He would have been on their shortlist because he was cheap. No way have they parted with more than £1.50 in compo for him.

So were they just working down the French league managers and stopped when they got to one that was brain dead?

I really don't think he's going anywhere tbh. Especially now Ten Slag is staying on at Man Utd.

Mainoo has a whiff of Willock about him. He's in a similar mould in that he's pacey and drives forward with the ball (at least from what I have seen). He should be a great sub to bring on to stretch a tired midfield and get us up the pitch. But Southgate would want him to sit deep beside Rice.