Dazzler

Literally disappeared into the wind after assassinating a bloke on camera in the busiest city on earth but can’t resist the siren’s call of Ronald McDonald. Definitely nothing to see here, so glad we can put this whole thing behind us.

Or maybe not the same fella…

then stop calling it a fucking robot then.

Eyz in bed with Trump who’s in bed with the Sow-deyz, marra. Shewerly, that’s indirectly against everything they tak a stand against.

The problem with Bruno is that he’s been in and out for 18 months. If you stopped and thought about it you’d struggle to come up with more than 5 games where he was running the show. Tonali has 2/3 games in his last five appearances. I think giving Bruno the armband will prove to be a mistake. It should have been handed to Burn and then Howe may have felt less obligated to play Bruno every game when he isn’t doing the business. Giving him the captaincy now feels very much like a compromise to stop him pushing for an exit in the summer for me.. only for him to fuck off next summer anyway.

99% of cases where someone is asked about LGBT issues or support and they bring Jesus into the mix for no reason they are homophobic cunts. I’m willing to bet Guehi is no different, although accept I could be a mile off with my assumption.

Watch us go and fucking rehire the cunt as the replacement for Eales. That seems like an us thing to do.

Onana is embarrassingly bad for the bloke the deemed better than De Gea

Probably the next game if we’re being honest.

Save it for my Christmas card, cunt.

Over the line?

Fuck it. 2-0

Miggy cutting back in a dangerous position. Fuck me man, Osula should have been given the nod here. This is fucking shite.

Almiron can’t even shoot with his left foot now.

Chasing a game and Howe’s response is to take off Hall for Trippier. Fucking hell man

Bruno playing like he’s dyed his hair blonde again.

His ghost just defended a set piece then.

Gordon and Barnes on the wings too. We always look collectively shitter with those two IMO.

Wyki: Who keeps smashing my fucking bedroom windows man.

That suggests he has the mental capacity to critically think. However, evidence does not support that.

“He knew what he was doing there, it’s cynical.” As the replay suggests he didn’t even make contact.

Our defence are redundant.

I don’t think he’s on here mate, but I have my fingers crossed he sees this and you get the ride you’re after.