Dazzler

3 minutes? Show off.

Most affected will have retired already and have a better quality of life than us poor cunts still working. "Please give me some compo so I can pay off the cruise without it affecting my savings rates." Fuck 'em. If I have to work until I drop then I have zero sympathy for any cunt that contributed to it by voting for shit that shagged the country up the arse without consent.

Second stupidest after the US voting Trump IMO based purely on the fact that we only voted for brexit once and would never (I don't think) be that fucking stupid again.

That doesn’t really help them other than getting his wages off the books which I presume aren’t huge. They still have to depreciate his transfer fee because they can’t afford to take that hit. EPL will probably let them transfer it to a hotel or something shit though.

"midtable stodge but good in the box" is what the wife wrote in my christmas card.

"They are so needy too" No witty comment required

Bruno has read this thread and in an act of defiance has dyed his hair blonde again. He intends on stinking the place out for the next 5-6 weeks so Pep loses interest.

This can only be based on him thinking Jose was a prick (which he is) and ETH was a useless, bald fraud (which he is) He has a similar attitude to Gordon IMO at least off the pitch. The only problem is his work rate on the pitch. He doesn't track back at all and when he isn't scoring goals he doesn't offer a lot else. That being said if Howe could get him bought into his way of working there is no doubting his ability - a consistent Rashford is world class IYAM - the problem is he isn't and has never been consistent so it all falls down right from the outset

Rashford says he wants to leave man utd. Spain or another winger for Chelsea?

I just figured they were all in wheelchairs considering there's a photo of that one couple riding a stannah.

Imagine where he'd be if he'd not missed those other three chances though? The shit cunt.

Got to be an opiate, no other reason he'd be that shite.

I think we’d be massively tempted at £75m like, especially if the player wants the move (which I’d guess he would). I think that gets us our RW as well as our long term Schar replacement and possibly even the upgrade in goal we need. You get a prem proven midfielder and we improve the quality of our overall squad which might help settle the itchy feet of some of our other prized assets for a spell.

The mental thing is I think we have the perfect player on our books for them in Tonali - we and they just haven't seen enough of him in the prem yet to see how perfect.

If you give us £100m for him then I am fairly certain we'll be a forgiving bunch. If your lot try a protracted bullshit negotiation starting at like £50m I'd probably just delete your account

HMHM: The NUFC fan base:

Starting to look like a phenomenal bit of business from the mackems tbf. They sell their star player for what now appears to be about £12m more than he's worth, although that wound will still sting. Luckily, they still have the better of the Bellingham brothers on their books to keep them hard while they finish on the backs of their sister mams.

The woman over his left shoulder realised pretty quickly that she'd been crop dusted.

A scouse baby with covid and his mam live in a pub according to the BBC. Typical scousers.

Not a Keira Knightley fan I take it.