Dazzler

Footy paraphernalia in a car? Mag behaviour that, marra.

Told yous… he dyes it back to his normal colour and suddenly he’s not shit again.

Remember when we wanted Nunez and got Isak instead? Good times. We got a worldie and they got a sunbed Andy Carroll for the same money

Also, 3-1 to us. Mbeumo the midget man to get their only goal by towering a header in top bins after out jumping BDB. Isak, Gordon and Barnes for us. Bank it.

Gloomy coronated himself off the back of a handful of draws so there is precedent.

Where the fuck were you last night? Cunt.

This is strange behaviour for a middle aged fella. Even for a middle aged fella pretending to be a young lass on the internet.

If it’s Salah breaking on us at SJP he doesn’t blow. Not a chance. I am not sure it’s the venue more so than the club.

As soon as we get on the break full time. What a cunt

Tonali has been the best player so I’ll give man of the match to Salah. Sounds about right.

“When you make history at Liverpool you make history.” That’s true of all places you senile old cunt, put your cock away you’re making everyone else in the press box uncomfortable.

Hair plug nonce can fuck clean off.

It’s on.

Or they go 3-2 and we get a fair goal ruled out in injury time.

The spectre of Klopp still looms large over the PGMOL

Nunez still trying to work out which foot is dominant

I saw him go to whistle too. If that’s on salah it’s a pen.

Pen has to be. At the other end that’s given.

It was an assist. It’s just the commentary team treating it like a goal because they are fucking doylems.

Harsh that IMO. He’s had a canny game and he’s still Murphy.

Unlucky. Great play from Gordon

Nunez is doing well as a defensive midfielder

“Great goal” it wasn’t though really was it lads. It was sloppy play from us and sloppy play from them and a simple finish.

Trent to right back? Chook to steal his ankles in 2 minutes