Dazzler

On what planet does he think spending his entire waking days slagging off Israel would win him an election?

Well that was fucking dreadful. This is going to be awful once we play an actual good team.

As he was in the middle of yet another mistake as well

I don't know why they'd put that up without subtitles. Waste of a tweet IMO.

Joe Hart with the supply teacher vibes.

Literally from transfermarkt.

They are wanking over Saka's cross for Bellingham. I may be wrong, but the cross looked heaviliy deflected to me.

The player he should drop played two games as a centre mid for Liverpool this season man - give it up.

Don't you dare disrespect Raylor like that ever again!

I'd take the cunt off for Exile tbqhwy

15 games as number 10, 13 goals with 4 assists. Foden won player of the season for his games played centrally - even if he was played wide more often. But lets not let facts get in the way, eh?

He's not an international right back either. He's a bit shite. Apart from the odd decent cross or shot he has nowt about him. Not fast, not strong, not particularly skilfull. But he plays for Liverpool so has to get there.

Because Foden should be central, and Gordon wide left if you were playing players in justifiable positions based on form. It was fairly obvious tbf.

That's standard. When a bunch of people migrated (very temporarily) over from Ed's blog they got the cunt and arse wiping treatment.

My dad tried to chin him a few years ago when he came out of a caravan in new mills estate off his box on marching powder (Gazza, not my dad). But no, he’s still alive and still a complete mess.

“Hello, is that Frank? Kyril here, how you doing? Good stuff. Listen Frank we know you’re looking for work and we have a vacancy here we’d love you to fill and we were hoping you could give us an idea of salary requirements, staff numbers etc. How much? What’s that Frank you’re breaking up. He’s gone, thank fuck. Speakman, go and tell Dodds to get the tactics ready and tell him he has the 36p out of the swear jar for players. Also, tell him I traded Jobe to spurs for a curly wurly.”

My dad was a staunch labour voter up until Corbyn (he’s not voting for a fucking commie etc). Then he bought into the populist shite of Farage and he’s never looked back, despite me pointing out that Farage would dismantle the very socialist NHS that has bought him and my mam 20+ extra years. It’s mental to think that South Park actually nailed the public attitude to immigrants and how easy it is to twist them up to it. 80 years after D Day and we’ve learned absolutely fuck all from WW2 it appears.

Nuclear Holly C?

It would but considering most elite players now are in high pressing teams so anyone from us, Spurs, Liverpool, Arsenal, Chelsea and Man City would probably slot straight in as they all play a variant of that style. Not sure as much on lads overseas but certainly Kane will be used to it in Germany. I think it would be a pretty immediate improvement in that sense.

It's a private thing, you have to sign up to Mad Dog's only fans to be a part of it.

It's a Howe and Tindall Friday ritual.

Actually he said they can go for a coffee at 69 with each other then fuck off and 69 each other.

It's a shame she didn't stop typing after "birthday" tbh