Dazzler

I don't think Hearts were in turmoil. They just binned their manager after he went there and the replacement didn't fancy him. The fact he played an average 45 minutes in only 17 games last season for a team that were absolutely dog shit doesn't scream prospect to me like - especially when compared to Minteh who went to a team playing in the same league, did well and has subsequently went to another PL club for big money.

Knowing what we know now, we should have known Kuol would be shite.

From a style of play perspective then it should be Watkins, and it's not debatable for me. However, the fact that Kane is the captain is why I think he's still getting the nod.

"I don't know true managing actually is"

Don’t try to happy Gilmore me, I’m not shooter mcgavin

I know, that’s what I said.

That’s a couple that has put car keys in a bowl.

No he said the best teams win it and someone said not always though Roy, blah blah blah. That said I was only half paying attention because Roy Keane is a dog nonce, but still.

Roy Keane saying the best teams always win the tournaments ignoring that Greece won it 20 years ago and were shite

“A mag at work” as if there are mags at the pennywell dole office.

That’s definitely not from 30 years ago

Then your dad needs taken out into a field and shot, as he's clearly lost the plot and is too far gone to be saved.

He's not coming back out for the second half, that's him subbed off for Gallagher.

Swear blind I thought that advert for the new Sansa Stark vehicle was an advert for an old lady perfume called Joan.

Low centre of gravity. It's the same with Messi, he's tiny compared to most defenders but they just bounce off him. Aguero was always the same.

Father Jack there next to Koeman.

Sounds like a Scottish gay porn star from a parody film called "draining day"

Nah, we lose when we play well. This is us fucked, but going out swinging in the 12th round, after cuddling for 11 rounds.

Fuck me, no wonder your missus would rather wank over Wilson. You must make a ride proper miserable

Is it me, or is this actually really enjoyable? I think we've had to go for it as the Dutch will but it's worked so far.

Finally some good defending.

Aye against Serbia, and has remained consistent throughout.

They paid the cunt in mushrooms and he chewed the lot before kick off, that's the only logical explanation for how he saw a pen there.

The Dutch will be raging here, if that was given at the other end I'd be foaming.