Dazzler

I wouldn’t mind but it has chat GPT written all over it. Shambolic to try and push that without pointing out a terrible AI has done the graft. Should be ashamed.

Fucking absolute madness that they couldn’t see pushing an anti-immigration agenda and then accepting funding from an immigrant with a massive platform (let alone promoting the cunt to a position of power) could potentially backfire on them. That country is heading to the dogs at a rapid pace.

Man City look fucking awful. Leicester are giving them much more of a game than they have any right to.

A load of joggers just took up Krav Maga as a result of this.

It depends on how many hotels Chelsea’s owner has left to financially engineer for yet another winger.

I think he started well for them and got a concussion early on followed by another injury. I remember seeing comments from their fans saying he was woeful in his last start for them.

12 games. No goals and assists. He did score the winner in the FA cup final too tbf to him and whenever he got on for England I've thought he's looked decent. He's still a kid though and playing in a midfield alongside the reanimated corpse of Casemiro, a lazy, petulant goofy cunt or a Danish fella who literally died a few years back - so I don't think it's all on him in that respect. But aye, he's not as good as the media hyped him up to be.

Still great though. Just no Murphy.

Poor man's Jacob Murphy IMO.

Tindall would have definitely tenderly placed his finger on Emery's lips as he shushed him too. He definitely didn't just shush him from a distance - he's a master wind up and nutcase.

I see they've turned against Mainoo already

Duran was looking to yark his own teammates for not letting him take a free kick, if he got away with that one and took a yellow he was absolutely getting a second. No matter what he was getting sent off yesterday. Just saw Emery's post match interview there too - fucking hell - crying about the refs and VAR using intelligence to defend his player for a clear lack of it - He keeps up with that attitude then he'll be the next Liverpool manager once Slot shits his pants.

No, but the standard is 40% - the one I was putting away was 48.5% so in whisky terms it's this high:

He has them getting spanked off a PL team in the FA cup? Surely not. Someone needs to get his ticket stubs checked, pronto.

Tbf I do think Mad Dog is the one most likely to get a nosh in a public toilet and crash his car whilst off his tits.

It'll be fucking Andy Cole and you know it!

Can we at least agree that Schar played a blinder with that challenge? Not only was his recovery run class and his tackle timed to perfection but on the roll over he looked like he caught Duran which I choose to believe was intentional knowing he’d snap and get himself sent off. Of course, it may well have been an accident (and most likely was) but I want to live in a world where we are back to our shithousing best. The absolute brass neck of the brummy cunts calling any other team dirty when they have McGinn in their team.

Has anyone established why Bruno seemingly snubbed the fuck out of Howe at full time? I can’t tell if Bruno didn’t realise who had grabbed hold of him and was laser focused on whoever he was going to talk to and it looked worse than it was. Seemingly they were fine by the time the photo was taken.

Got to be over for me after this one surely? 2-0 us.