Dazzler

Trippier crying?

Lascelles and Joelinton. Thank fuck no cunt on this board is involved in the coaching

I can't remember the last time Trippier went direct with a free kick. Cracking effort.

Because he's a golden boy of the England set up so gets favourable treatment. Bruno or Joe would be carded for some of his challenges so far.

Looks like it stung his hand that one. He's still rubbing it

Gallagher is getting wound up. He could end up going off if he snaps anymore.

Brucey Joelinton is back lads. Game over.

Thiago Silva with an elderly moment forgetting how to football.

Still runs funny though the little dafty.

Big Joe down and Gordon. What the actual fuck man

Our lass makes cups of tea stronger than Cucurella. If Miggy is knocking you off the ball with ease you need to be lifting some weights

Fucking stop limping Gordon you little shit bag.

Miggy man, you have to cross better than that on your only leg in existence.

What a fucking pass by Miley. Beautiful.

Aye, it's not great like. Even if Longstaff is back for PSG (unlikely) it seems highly doubtful that he'd be able to do 90 minutes which he'd have to do. Same with Willock. When Barnes is back we have the option of moving Gordon central and going 4231 but then it's a risk to play Gordon and Barnes together anyways. We are fucked, if it doesn't improve soon.

Karius up top to get a hat trick and finally put his CL demons to rest.

Probably from playing far too many games in succession on his return due to the other injuries.

How shit must our centre mids in the u21s that we'd rather have three goalies on the bench man. We're 1 injury away from being beyond fucked. We may need to risk a 10 point deduction in January just to put a decent 11 out at this rate.

Yes. Many times. Half of those cunts would be in the first 11 under Ashley's ownership

Dummett will make Mbappe look like the mug he is. Mark these words.

Longstaff has knacked his ankle. I'm not sure how seriously though.

My bet is on a mysterious illness. We always have people going down with an unspecified bug of some kind. It's just that it's usually Wilson.

Three goalies and no midfielders on the bench. If someone goes off injured today we're going to have Ritchie sent off in centre mid about 10 minutes later. It feels good to have an actual striker up top again though.

Hard to say so far tbh. I haven't really noticed a massive difference from prior years in terms of general game play. The updated database and list of wonderkids etc is canny but you could probably find an updated db for FM21 with all that on anyways and save a few quid. I think the AI cottons on to your tactics a lot faster in the latest version. Once upon a time I'd only need to tweak the tactics every 9 months or so in older FM games. Now I feel like I need to get actual coaching badges to play the fucker because my tactics are sussed every 3 months. Save to say I sacked off my Newcastle save despite having a best XI of: GK Diego Costa RB Livramento (who becomes a beast if you play him enough) CB Diomande CB Botman LB DiMarco CDM Bruno CM Tonali CM Joelinton RW Raphinha CF Osimhen LW Musiala ^This team, despite my tactics that won the domestic cup double, and got to the final of the champions league was suddenly drawing at home to newly promoted Luton (who were in administration and had those literal greyed out, shite players you can't sign making up squad numbers). I lost the dressing room because I couldn't pick one foreign player for the champions league squad, and the cunts downed tools. I booted up a new game as England manager, and have a 100% win record so far with those same tactics. I'm going to let Howe do his thing for a bit and when he gets pied off I'll swoop in, like a Geordie white knight and lead them back to the promised land of mid-table mediocrity.

"Didst thou summon me, mine child? could i interest thou 'i some terrible boxing events bore 'i the kingdom of saudi arabia. I hark some youtube stars shall be headlining. What the eff. Art thou not entertained?"