Dazzler

That should be the opening line of season 2 of our documentary. Amanda on the phone: "cunt" Fade away to "We are Newcastle United"

I just decided I'm opposed to related party transactions. Just now. Following reading that.

Fucking called it.

I also take his "When a leftard molests someone they cover it up, but when someone on the right does it the left will kill you" to mean that he's definitely a diddler. What a strange thing to come out with unprompted. "Hello Mr President, congratulations on the victory in the recent election" "WHEN THE LEFT DO A RAPE, THEY COVER IT UP BUT WHEN I DO A BIT OF RAPING THEY HAVE THE AUDACITY TO CALL ME A RAPIST!"

This cunt's going to want the Falklands back isn't he?

RIP to his three Grandmas who are probably still alive.

Doesn't even have a santa hat on. Poor effort. I'll give it a generous 3/10 on the banter scale.

Falcao is at Vallecano and not doing much. Cavani at Boca Juniors and not doing much, Dzeko is averaging a goal a game almost at Fenerbahce. I know which old man I'd prefer we brought in as a short term option.

Na, his career was fine. It's all the academy's fault. Tell me an actor who pissed themself on camera better than Paxton in True Lies. They should have created an Oscar for that. Cunts.

The Liverpudlian motto is: It doesn't matter which side of Stanley park you're from, make sure nothing is your fault.

Only man to ever be killed by a Terminator, Predator and Alien. RIP.

The Everton fans were even quicker to blame the PL "getting into bed with the Saudis" on them spending £125m more than they made - a year or two before the Saudis even took over.

Most people being left something from a dead relative wouldn't pay tax anyway as the house and/or saving will fall below the £325k threshold. It's only people with a bucket load of dosh that benefit, but the average British voter are far too mentally deficient to realise that. "Hey you there, common scum. Would you like to pay less inheritance tax when your grandma kicks the bucket?" "Who me? Who comes from an entire family of people on low income jobs, who live in social housing, and who own absolutely fuck all, and have absolutely no savings because the cost of living is so ridiculous we're all living hand to mouth? Why yes we would like to pay less inheritance tax?" "Excellent. Vote Tory." "Will do"

I wonder what they'd say if a more ordinary thinking Durham mackem (they tend to be more normal than the wearsiders) were to point out that we've only spent the money Ashley didn't spend so far. "Check his bank statements, marra. He's definitely a mag season ticket holder, him"

"They're fuckin' obsessed with us, la!" etc.

Leeds, Forest, Burnley, Leicester and Southampton all eligible for compensation from Everton too - that will fuck them harder and dryer than the 10 points.

They lost £125m over three years. £125 fucking million They can go on and on and on about it only being £20m over the threshold. But losing that kind of money (I believe more than 3 times that of any other club over the same period) is heading straight towards administration anyways. Absolutely nuts.

I fully expect this to get the bites it deserves

They also never sued filthy Gylfi after he allegedly molested a bairn, despite given legal assurances they could have a case against him. They wanted to be given credit by the commission for NOT suing an alleged paedo

It seems the points is partly due to them trying to cook the books and mislead the investigation. If Man City have been up front and honest they'll probably get a fine, like Chelsea. However, in the interest of fairness they should also be deduction 1170 points.

"And I'll tell you na notha thing...I'll fuckin definlay get dem 10 pints back. Fuckin watch is." - Said Dyche outside the Bee Hive after receiving the news.

Conveniently ignoring the fact that we've spent within FFP. Loaned Hall to comply this season, and thus far done everything above board to ensure we don't get caught out like Man City and Chelsea. Fucking hell, scousers are thick.

It's all our fault apparently

In short, nope - they've been in decent form and Luton, Burnley and Sheffield Utd are so fucking woeful that they'll probably just about keep them up. However, there will be a number of teams suing the shit out of them since Everton cheating during covid cost them their places in the league - now that would be both hilarious, and could financially cripple them which would cost them even more points, which will be worth it in the long run.