Dazzler

This would be the wrong side then. He plays on the left almost exclusively. Also, it's only a handful of ungrateful swines that don't appreciate Miggy and his ghost like right foot.

Needing reinforcements in centre mid, centre forward and defence and then signing yet another winger seems like a Chelsea thing tbh. Though this lad is class so I'd take it.

Anything with a - in front of it is a negative number so in the above example -10. In the end doesn't really matter, and I don't really care. Everton are losing 10 points, and we should revel in their misery

Yeah, just go to www.gifsforinnumeratemongstofeelsuperior.com

Pickford and Maguire will forever make this entire post redundant, as will Henderson on the bench. Fuck Southgate, I'll forever hate him for that awful pizza hut advert laughing at us after he bottled the penalty shootout against ze Germans. He's done "okay" as England manager tbf, and I somewhat forgave him after he sank Boro into irrelevance after Dutchy Steve got them playing well. But that advert man, that fucking advert. The goofy cunt.

This seems like a very basic concept and I for one am shocked and/or appalled at how few people seem to be grasping it. It may make it simpler for people if they assume the first part of the sum is 0 E.g. 0 -5 + 10 = 5

That should be the opening line of season 2 of our documentary. Amanda on the phone: "cunt" Fade away to "We are Newcastle United"

I just decided I'm opposed to related party transactions. Just now. Following reading that.

Fucking called it.

I also take his "When a leftard molests someone they cover it up, but when someone on the right does it the left will kill you" to mean that he's definitely a diddler. What a strange thing to come out with unprompted. "Hello Mr President, congratulations on the victory in the recent election" "WHEN THE LEFT DO A RAPE, THEY COVER IT UP BUT WHEN I DO A BIT OF RAPING THEY HAVE THE AUDACITY TO CALL ME A RAPIST!"

This cunt's going to want the Falklands back isn't he?

RIP to his three Grandmas who are probably still alive.

Doesn't even have a santa hat on. Poor effort. I'll give it a generous 3/10 on the banter scale.

Falcao is at Vallecano and not doing much. Cavani at Boca Juniors and not doing much, Dzeko is averaging a goal a game almost at Fenerbahce. I know which old man I'd prefer we brought in as a short term option.

Na, his career was fine. It's all the academy's fault. Tell me an actor who pissed themself on camera better than Paxton in True Lies. They should have created an Oscar for that. Cunts.

The Liverpudlian motto is: It doesn't matter which side of Stanley park you're from, make sure nothing is your fault.

Only man to ever be killed by a Terminator, Predator and Alien. RIP.

The Everton fans were even quicker to blame the PL "getting into bed with the Saudis" on them spending £125m more than they made - a year or two before the Saudis even took over.

Most people being left something from a dead relative wouldn't pay tax anyway as the house and/or saving will fall below the £325k threshold. It's only people with a bucket load of dosh that benefit, but the average British voter are far too mentally deficient to realise that. "Hey you there, common scum. Would you like to pay less inheritance tax when your grandma kicks the bucket?" "Who me? Who comes from an entire family of people on low income jobs, who live in social housing, and who own absolutely fuck all, and have absolutely no savings because the cost of living is so ridiculous we're all living hand to mouth? Why yes we would like to pay less inheritance tax?" "Excellent. Vote Tory." "Will do"

I wonder what they'd say if a more ordinary thinking Durham mackem (they tend to be more normal than the wearsiders) were to point out that we've only spent the money Ashley didn't spend so far. "Check his bank statements, marra. He's definitely a mag season ticket holder, him"

"They're fuckin' obsessed with us, la!" etc.

Leeds, Forest, Burnley, Leicester and Southampton all eligible for compensation from Everton too - that will fuck them harder and dryer than the 10 points.