Dazzler

Half inflation that went through the roof during the reign of and due to the decisions of the conservatives "Yeah, we halved inflation" Aye, that went up five fold during your parties control of parliament, because your daft cunt mate saw fit to give a bunch of fucking idiots a vote where leavers voted based on jingoism (at best), flat out racism (at worst), or because the alt-right convinced them that the EU was the NWO coming to steal the pound coin and butcher the royal family - all despite your party not having a plan in place in the event that those people outweighed those that weren't complete fucking morons. Also, your party's dog shit handling of the pandemic. Thanks for making the 12% inflation, 6% Rishi mate - Don't worry that that figure is still at least double what it had ever been in a decade prior. Hope the cunt dies me. In a plane crash with Boris and the rest of the Tory party on the way to see an internment camp they built in Rwanda.

So the same as most trainee accountants then, ergo no disadvantage at all I think I was a bit of an exception in that I'd worked in finance for a few years before I took my first exam. That said I still have zero interest in it despite being qualified a number of years and have nearly 15 years of experience.

Keegan levels of Colemanballs that one.

"He's just expressing his freedom of speech" would be Musk's response to something like this. The same Musk who blocked me because I said Tesla was just a stolen idea with decent marketing, didn't even swear at him. Funnily enough my account was also suspended not long later because I called someone posting EDL rhetoric, a spacka. Not a nice choice of words admittedly, but certainly not as extreme, hateful and abhorrent as the one used about Saka, that twitter is apparently fine with.

Typical argies these days tbh. Attacking the left (arm) and then crying like a snowflake from a little push back.

The top of his tattoo looks like a pair of charcoal bollocks dangling from his beard.

Joseph and his black and white dreamcoat. RTG:

Not to defend a Tory or owt, but he was talking about Stockton, which is a bit of a shithole tbf.

Is he trying to get the attention of his guide dog? It appears to have run off.

Fucking shameful behaviour by all involved. Still hurts almost 30 years later.

Rogue spenders We're talking about inter-related loans, they most likely be free, the daft cunt.

Because Dobbie is Aryan just as he likes it.

Lovely. I hope we've announced one by the weekend ready for January.

How many points would you deduct from international breaks though? 10 or -10?

The president of Argentina approves Sunak's message

This would be the wrong side then. He plays on the left almost exclusively. Also, it's only a handful of ungrateful swines that don't appreciate Miggy and his ghost like right foot.

Needing reinforcements in centre mid, centre forward and defence and then signing yet another winger seems like a Chelsea thing tbh. Though this lad is class so I'd take it.

Anything with a - in front of it is a negative number so in the above example -10. In the end doesn't really matter, and I don't really care. Everton are losing 10 points, and we should revel in their misery

Yeah, just go to www.gifsforinnumeratemongstofeelsuperior.com

Pickford and Maguire will forever make this entire post redundant, as will Henderson on the bench. Fuck Southgate, I'll forever hate him for that awful pizza hut advert laughing at us after he bottled the penalty shootout against ze Germans. He's done "okay" as England manager tbf, and I somewhat forgave him after he sank Boro into irrelevance after Dutchy Steve got them playing well. But that advert man, that fucking advert. The goofy cunt.

This seems like a very basic concept and I for one am shocked and/or appalled at how few people seem to be grasping it. It may make it simpler for people if they assume the first part of the sum is 0 E.g. 0 -5 + 10 = 5