Dazzler

This video always leads me to this missing durg poster

It will do it's intended job, even if it's not the greatest bit of bants. "I say, Suella have you seen this tweet from the labour party?" Suella:

My personal favourite

You just need a good, powerful stream of piss to take care of that. Enter 777 Partners.

The thing is with Burnley is that Kompany has them playing football and it’s fucking ruining them that their finishing is so shit. At the weekend they had 75% possession and literally double the chances but lost 2-0. The argument could be made that at least they are trying. Sheffield Utd look like they accepted relegation in September.

Straight out of Conning the Ref for Dummies authored by Sean Longstaff, foreword from Bruno Fernandes

Didn't Pearce score a couple of 30 yard thundercunts for us that year - or was that a Mandela effect moment? I swear he scored a monster free kick against Kiev in the champions league, and I definitely remember a ridiculous one against Wimbledon. Barnes I thought did well for us in a difficult season with Shearer knacking his leg. But Aye Rush was a piece of shit but evidently got two goals and an assist.

wasn’t he pretty much forced out with Sir Les? We had just become a PLC and needed to raise funds to buy Dalgliesh’s decrepit pals.

What a chin. Lesser men would have planked it within a single frame of video.

Standard England manager behaviour tbf - All the while Foden will be on the bench.

As long as Eddie is in charge I can't see us bringing in a traditional DM or a No 10 for that matter. When we have a full strength squad I don't think we desperately need one either. It's only when we don't have the midfield options (or Pope) that suddenly a bit of protection for the defence becomes increasingly important. However, the only viable option in Jan was Phillips and thank fuck we decided against it considering how dog shit he's been

"Yi kna me wor kid, ahm not one to slate the team and that and ahm absolutely owa the moon with the job the owners and Eddie have done so far - pure class from top to bottom and that. But the fact wuv selt Maxi when wuh drawing 4-4 with Luton and he could have come off the bench and that means the owners are nee better than Ashley, and Howe's shite, yi kna worra mean?"

No questions were posed, however amendments have been made.

Most of them were right wingers tbf, so they don't count. I don't even know what Marveaux and Amalfitano were. I know for a fact it wasn't footballers though. See also Riviere.

....and had your eyes closed on the vinegars.

I'm willing to be talked down on Robert just for the sheer fact the power in his left foot was fucking frightening (just let you're blood pressure rest knowing I kept Ginola out of it) - But HBA was fat and lazy and a bit of a twat - Maxi was none of those things in fairness to him. That being said, HBA was also a magician with the ball, the one in twelve games he could be arsed to turn up. I can only assume it took him 12 matches to store enough energy in his cheeks to do one amazing thing like a fat French gerbil.

Don't be saying words like that man, he'll come crawling out the walls like the unknown from that Willy Wonka shite.

He'll probs be the top earner in the summer (until we just fuck off FFP and bring in Haaland) once Bruno heads off to Paris and thoroughly deserved too, in fairness.

What a charmer

Also his never ending legal bills from perverting the course of justice during active trials

Ah it's that bloke who hates Muslims that got caught grooming a 15 year old Muslim