Dazzler

The footage of the accident definitely looks like he kicks his foot out as he's going forward. I think maybe to hit his chest and push him off before he falls over, and caught him too high. I'm not sure he meant to hurt him from what I've seen of it.

Replace Ann Coulter with Suella Braverman and this still works.

The comments on this tweet are exactly what I thought they'd be

Has someone shaved Shergar? Come on own up.

Then I must have been a right prick in my last life to end up with this one.

One word. Power. It's the power that drives them. He probably strangle wanks himself in downing Street every morning just because he can.

No better than a Farage/Braverman etc really. Two sides of a very fucked up coin. Anyone who leans too far in one direction is always too stubborn and biased to see anything other than their own view point. If he would have made a better PM than Starmer then he'd be our current PM as it's not like he didn't have absolute clusterfucks as opposition when he was in charge of labour. The difference between Corbyn and the others above is that I don't think deep down he's a bad bloke. I think he wants peace, and is fundamentally a pacifist but his bias against Israel is obvious and it clearly clouds his judgement. Not to mention as a complete pacifist he is grossly unqualified to discuss the subject of conflict and how best to manage it, stop it, and bring peace. He just thinks if they stop bombing each other they'll have a little hug and split up the country fairly and be nice to each other.

He's still punching though the horse toothed egg in a bun

Number 5 is the faecal equivalent of the thinker. I offer you "the stinker" for consideration.

I only have little legs. Hope this helps clear things up.

Number 7. I like to shit on the back of the big seat and push it into the pot with the kids' toothbrushes.

That and the fact that both sides of the Brexit spectrum think he's a prick so he'd never win a general election anyway.

Or sausage superstition. Perhaps people are afraid of hoying sausages about since we lost the last match. Either way they need to grow the fuck up.

Aye exactly. Poor Man Utd whose second string cost more than our entire squad. I can't believe they've lost a massive 9 players to injury, they must feel so hard done by. Also: Newcastle are shit, they lost to Bournemouth. Hahahaha what a shit team, hahahaha. It's fine though. We'll have a couple back after the internationals and we'll batter Chelsea and Ten Slag will go on a "shpiral" and blame his injuries when he gets the bullet and is replaced by Rooney (who can't even buy a win with Birmingham).

All three horrific choices when you're trying to win back voters. Johnson (somehow) is the lesser of the evils, but the COVID shit has ruined him, he's lost his Trumpish aura. The other two will be fucking hilarious to witness. Tories will sink to irrelevance with either of them two hate filled twats at the helm. It's common knowledge that elections are won near the centre, so trust the Tories to double down and go even more to the right. Someone like Cameron (not him like) is what they need to win back some of the centrist voters, but they are too stupid to realise it.

Awful lack of sausages on here so far. Sort it out.

Those bottom three barely kick a ball for them (I don't think). Casemiro is normally suspended anyways. Luke Shaw is always injured. I don't think many of these should count tbh

Rt Hon. Mrs. Euphegenia Doubtfire MP

He's been manager for a lot longer than that, and has never picked on form.

Ms G just had a bairn so she's still recovering. She'd have to dislodge her jaw to service the entire team.

Definitely has his feet on the bog seat and squats to wipe. Occasionally sprays the cistern with a misjudged fart. Never cleans the cistern as it's 'a birds job'

Thick cunts most likely which makes them the most dangerous, as they just tear into things without the slightest bit of critical thinking. When I hear or read something I don't understand, the first thing I do is look it up and see if it helps my understanding. Plus then I always look at the other side, because the idea of having opinions based on one side of an argument/story gives me palpitations. Some divvies just trust what their friend says, who may be equally as thick or have ulterior motives - at the end of every chain is always a completely wankerish psychopath with an axe to grind against something or someone. All it takes is a second to Google something and realise the impact it might have if you start spewing it about without consideration. Especially, when you consider the implication that something like 'from the river to the sea' has in relation to the Jewish in Israel. These people are too fucking thick to realise that by tearing head first into a pro-Palestine march / chants in the name of humanitarianism (in most cases I'm sure), that you're dehumanising the other side of the conflict. I understand the sentiment, and agree that innocent Palestinians should be free to live their lives safely and comfortably, but I also believe the same for the innocent Israelis that are being dragged into this just as much as the Palestinians.

Fuck, someone beat me to it by half an hour