Dazzler

“One of the owners” as if we aren’t absolutely certain of which of our owners had £37m just lying around

Aye, I wouldn’t be offering them a line of credit any time soon. But like ewerk says, the long term creditors could do with a bit explaining, it could be a loan to fund growth, but judging by the asset movement year on year and the decrease in reserves (£130k loss in the year) it doesn’t look like the growth is happening.

He’s nothing more than a malfunctioning robot at this point, can’t even human properly. Just pour water down the back of him and fry his circuits.

Mackems back to wanking themselves daft over the possibility of Will Still coming in as manager based on nothing more than a news article claiming Reims expect him to step down in the summer.

As was proven in the first half. As soon as Joelinton went near him they essentially passed him the ball because they were terrified of him

You could argue we’ve already technically replaced Bruno with Tonali, on paper at least as it remains to be seen if he can do all the things Bruno can. Ideally, you want both to stay though, but even if they aren’t entirely like for like I think the deep lying playmaker is more common in the modern game so a younger, hungry replacement for a reasonable fee is not entirely out of the question. I can’t honestly think of another midfielder that can do everything Joelinton does.

They’re so shit they’ve had to find positives in places where there are none. I can honestly say hand on heart that if our centre backs were regularly making brexit means brexit challenges (so much so we had a nickname for it) I’d want him out of the team as soon as possible. The cunt is a red card who appears in human form as a really shit footballer.

I’m not sure a man who freely shares personal info of his fellow MPs would be welcome in reform tbh. They are the scummiest of the scum, and will be up to untold dodgy shit. A grass is the last thing they need

Braverman circa March 2020

He used to score plenty against us, no doubt that was in the name of Sunderland.

I bet even that is better presented than the shit we throw on at half time. "Howay fat lad, have a go at taking a pen. Aah, he fell over and did he shit? Yep, he's shit himself. Better luck next time chubs, he's a programme."

Everton hit with another points deduction

Or Icardi did/said something horrifically racist during his goal celebration. or if someone in the crowd got stabbed - though this probably happened anyway.

tbf to JFK - his heart attack paved the way for Chris Hughton to come in. It also settled the chin dribblers down who'd been crying for Shearer to be manager ever since we pied off Souness. So thanks for nearly dying in 2009 Joe, thanks for being a gold mine of comedy as DOF and enjoy getting mortal at the airport bar in the sky. (Probably as good a eulogy as he can hope for up these parts).

5-0 Bruno to finally get a yellow after squaring up to Maddison and hockling in his mouth after scoring two and setting up three.

I thought they were an openly racist party tbf. He's just annoyed they didn't take onboard his suggestion box idea of mandatory bed sheets with eye holes for all reform member meetings.

I mean you’re a bit late to the party, it’s been common knowledge since my first week. I'm just not very good at being an accountant, so I don’t go on and on about it in case people suss it.

Autistic? Because that’s the only vague similarity between me and Ben Affleck’s character.