Dazzler

Didn't they chase him down the street and blockade his car, threatening to kick him all over after a shite result once? They are a fucking odd bunch them blue tory cunts.

We wouldn't be in this mess if they'd just let Shipman carry on, he was offering assisted (and surprising) dying to pensioners before it was cool. On another note, it's good to see the Lib Dems are pretty consistently shit across the board .. No doubt they'll win a decent chunk of the more centrist tory voters come GL.

I don't think enough attention has been paid to how much he's grown up and matured since he signed too which has obviously had a massive effect on his performances. He very rarely (if ever) loses his cool anymore, even when he has full backs hacking him to bits for the entire game. He is completely focused on his own game - it's an incredible transformation from the petulant scouse cunt that used to play for Everton.

I have no idea what most of those things are or what they do, what group am I in? What group covers dads who use the Ikea provided allen key*, follow the instructions, still fuck it up and then cry about it? *I now have a proper expensive electric screwdriver to make me feel more rugged, but the rest still happens.

Getting him doing the classic groin lifts. That'll help.

Forest are just out there telling the PL to jam FFP up their hoop.

That's a gif of my chopper, what you talking about?

3-0 Murphy to force three own goals and rupture six bollocks to add to the two he busted tonight.

I tried that during the Schar and Murphy interview but it kept cutting to that lass and it spoiled it

Murphy is so middle class

Bruno for going another game without a yellow for me. Now he can get someone snapped against Luton.

Did he even get a first yellow?

We're going 6 at the back

That fucking Italian cunt who should be suspended with Sandro is a cheating little cunt like, everything he does is a foul the fucking snide.

Trips has obviously managed to convince his missus he's never even heard of the Vermont considering he's been back to his best since the mackem game.

He's scored every goal this season with his left peg, I think he's just not sussed he's left footed yet

Howay Dubs now is the time to redo your laces not kick the ball up field.

How the fuck did Longstaff not score there man fucking hell.

We're just shithousing them now to get one of them sent off and they are biting beautifully

Douglas Luis and mcGinn need a Dyer and Bowyer scrap.

Now is the time to panic though. Miggy is limping, Isak didn't look good going off. We're completely fucked.

Heading into Feb with no strikers, one winger as a makeshift centre forward and one winger in Murphy just returning to fitness is fucking terrifying when you think about it. Something tells me we're going to see some movement tomorrow at least on loan, we can't carry on with what we have. I wonder if Forest will lend us Wood back for a bit, just to take the edge off their losses

Bruno putting himself forward for consideration to the academy for best supporting actor

Bailey has changed the game for them. He's been class since he come on and got Burn on strings. It's a shame like coz Burn had been class up to that sub.