Dazzler

Boris Fat Cunt won solely because of Corbyn IMO. The centrist fence sitters were never going to swing left for him, it really didn't matter what he did or said. Had Starmer been in post then, we'd have a labour government now, I reckon. Aye, the second the poor lass's dad commented on it it should have been a damage control apology, on the spot, without delay - not wheeling out an endless supply of detestable cunts to try and tell everyone that the thing they heard, and was explicitly clear in it's intention was actually not that at all. Not only does it make them look incompetent but it highlights how they view the voting public - as a bunch of thick plebs who'll buy anything their selling.

The fact that every school text book had these doodles in it, and were never replaced - not because of funding but because they'd just be coloured in as well . The only thing missing from this to make it truly accurate is a speech bubble proclaiming something mildly homophobic, or (at least in my school) "I give sucky for chucky"

I watched the first episode with grim fascination and realised quickly that one lass was a smoggy, one a mackem, one of the lads was from Durham and my best mate went to school with one of the lads and I'd been on the drink with him a handful of times. Also, they were a gaggle of special needs kids with abs put in a house and plied with drink and cocaine and that the whole concept was shite. Now, if Big Brother plied it's contestants with cocaine and booze, that would be a fucking great reality TV show. Like Battle Royale, only with more plastic surgery.

Then how will he make Bruce Willis style straight to DVD action films that no one watches?

Chris, that thing you absolutely heard him say is not what he said. It's like when everyone heard cleverley call that place a shit hole. You 100% heard him say it but that's not what he said.

So Clarke is worth £12.8m based on today's spot rate. Point still stands

Also, Rigg at 16 most likely has a youth contract meaning he could probably leave for a little bit of compo if he's that good.

Imagine asking where someone was from only to describe it as dreadful when they tell you. You should have hockled on her, give her the proper experience of a southener/toff cunt visiting the North. I can't stand the privately educated as a rule, I've met a fair few exceptions over the years (mainly second generation new money types that still had parents who remembered what being really skint feels like) but I still stand by the fact that the majority don't operate within the real world or even have a concept of it.

Turnip lists bunch of players who MIGHT be worth £15m+ - None which are worth £15m. They love to include Bellingham in every one of these lists just for name recognition so the list doesn't completely read as a who's who of who's that.

If we're talking about Boris I think he was completely driven by the power tbh, despite the fact he was completely unfit to be in charge. He felt as though he had a divine right to be the most powerful man in the country and was driven by that. The backhanded deals giving him a bit of wealth was a bi-product IMO. Both utter cunts, and I hope they both die in the same plane crash and they can take the rest of their cronies with them.

To that cunt in particular too. He is the most money driven PM of all time I'm willing to bet.

It shouldn't make a difference, but even if he sits on one side of the trans-politics fence you'd think he'd have the sense not to make transphobic jokes when the mother of a trans girl who was brutally murdered is present.

Fake news. The guv'ment have put mind control devices in roundabouts. When the static energy builds as it goes round and round it does things to the impulses in your brain that makes you go 'weeeeeeee', before ultimately causing you to lose your balance and then spew up your chicken nuggets and beans that you had for dinner. All to keep you in line for the NWO to do some shit with crypto currency, AI and covid. It's all in this pamphlet that @Nefilim gave me. It's really informative, but in short Matt Le Tissier wouldn't be seen dead on a roundabout. He has all of his conversations on a see saw, and I think you know this you big spreader of misinformation!

The 7ups crudely photoshopped in

Well Sunak did learn from Johnson tbf, it stands to reason that he'd be equally pig headed in these situations. If only he'd called the election early instead of kicking it down the road he may have stood a chance at recovering some of the seats they'd lost. Now they are now 100% going to lose them, and the longer he delays it the more opportunity he has for sticking his foot in it and making things infinitely worse.

That's my general standpoint as well. This is basically the point I made yesterday about the cunt that got banned from the stadium. I may not understand trans people or how/why they feel the way they do in terms of identity but I equally don't care to the extent that it wouldn't change my opinion of someone if they were trans. Just treat them with a bit of general decency and don't fucking pick on them for one aspect of their entire existence, just because you don't understand it. It's a pretty simple thing really and it covers you for all racial, religious, gender or sexuality related situations that you may encounter. However, the opportunity to get a few 'oohs' from his party was too big to avoid. I bet he felt a right dick when there was nothing but uncomfortable silence and the odd bit of shuffling behind him given the situation. Assuming he even noticed like.

Not just the nature of the murder but the coverage it has been getting. Sunak should (and likely will) be dragged to bits over it by the media. His PR team must be sick of the cunt. In the space of a few weeks he's laughed in the face of a voter who expressed legitimate concerns to him over the state of the NHS and now this.

I've just done mine, but it's worth noting if I don't get a refund for dodgy commission charges that's to my liking, you'll be getting an invoice for the difference

I hope he reads this, scores at the weekend, runs up to the nearest camera and scream "aah've got puuuuuuuuuuubes" into the lense.

Get Ashley's barrister down there to tell the PL lawyers what he's making for tea and bore them into letting us do what we want just like he did with the takeover. If you need some muscle send the lad from the supporters consortium down with him to menacingly adjust the corners of his tin foil hat and stare at the receptionist through the windows, as he licks them.

"Shut the fuck up, Lee. How many pasties you ate today you fat, baldy cunt?" "Why don't yee tell me, numbers boy!" "You can't count, can you Lee?" "I can't, no"

I think 16 clubs to be honest, because Chelsea will want the rules relaxed to suit their crazy spending (which would effectively mean having to remove the rules), and Man Utd have just took on a mega rich new partial owner who will want to build them back up, which requires a shit tonne of money - considering the dross they've spunked fortunes on in recent years. Out of the big 6 I can only think of Spurs, Liverpool and Arsenal that will want to fully shut up shop as it's them that are the most at threat IMO. Man City are already huge, but will need to invest to stay at the top of the pile and they tend to abstain from these votes as it's cutting their nose off to spite their face. I can see this being the thing that breaks the stranglehold the big clubs have on the league, as now they aren't as aligned as they once were. Even a tweak to bring the rules in line with UEFA could well see Chelsea go bust if they don't start getting regular CL again.

You always have your Russell Brand comedy spec...erm Joe Rogan Pod....Matt Le Tissier highl...Harry Potter boo.... Nope, there's none of them left, is there?

And also start challenging it legally. In any other industry companies that can invest and grow are encouraged and supported to do so, but not football for some reason. It's fucking mental. Basically, the premier league are fucking the HMRC over by saying this club that could generate fucking huge profits over the long term, thereby paying a fucking tonne in corp tax, can't grow - it makes zero sense. Surely, it would benefit the league to have 7 of the richest, biggest, and potentially successful clubs in the world playing in the league rather than 6 (one of which is Spurs who win fuck all) - None of this makes sense to me.