Dazzler

I took it as men or women in charge equals bad and that the whole Barbie world needed both working together to be successful, so the very definition of equality. That said the film was a bit shit, however had a handful of moments that genuinely made me laugh. Some of the meta fourth wall breaking shit was well done, like Barbie crying because she was ugly and the narrator taking genuine offence at Margot Robbie being cast in the role and then crying about being ugly.

I watched the beekeeper the other day. Basically just a John Wick rip off with Jason Statham doing a terrible attempt at an American accent for the first five minutes before the director clearly got fed up and had someone ad lib a line about him sounding British so he could sack it off. Someone kills his bees (and makes an old lady he barely knows top herself) and he goes on a rampage. It's proper shite and entertaining in equal measure. I submit it for consideration to the academy.

It was Dillon, you son of a bitch.

With a cut and the only evidence is a photo in which Fury looks a few years younger, and the cut is suspiciously in the same spot as the one he got off Wallin. Also, the hypocrisy of the fat cunt crying off a fight with a cut he got in sparring so close to the fight when he gave Haye non-stop shit for the same thing. Bloke is a fraud, and running scared. He'll be done for PEDs again in a few weeks and retire with his "mental health problems" again. ALBERT, ALBERT, ALBERT.

Chavs? That might be the nerdiest jumper I've ever seen on Miley man. Looks like he calls people racial slurs on world of warcraft.

The players wives will survive a week without Tindall rifling them by replicating the deed by rubbing their blarts on a fence post.

Tindall to rub himself against the home dressing room door and varnish it shut. Forest to forfeit and the toon be given a 3-0 win as default.

So Luton get away with killing 5 minutes without punishment

He'll blow early if we're on the attack like he did first half.

All of them. Fuck the lot of them and their shit future student flats they call a stadium.

Someone needs booked for time wasting here. They are taking the piss now and the ref is doing nowt about it.

Fourth or fifth time that cunt has done that to Wilson already.

How was that a foul? The kid tripped over himself.

Howay lads get a fifth and then suddenly realise everyone's laces are coming loose and their shin pads have shifted.

Time wasting cunts. I don't like it when other teams do it to us.

Shut up you fucking grass.

Barkley crying shoulder when they literally had Wilson in a fucking full nelson

Barnes should have a hat trick.

His arm was over Wilson's shoulder and Wilson guided it to the ball it appeared to me

Fuck me, the drink and this match is not mixing. Anyone got some blood pressure tablets I can lend?

Dodgy from Burn but it's not a pen. It's outside the box.

Except it's a Brummie lad talking to a manc cunt and he clearly called him a rapist

I've had both a fair few times. I had some pretty horrific bowel problems a few years ago - I'd get the camera up over the camera down any day - at least up you can get high on the gas and air. Plus the moviprep (as disgusting as it is to taste) is funny as fuck to be a part of as it exits - especially weighing yourself before and after to see how much your shit weighs. That said I'd take the capsule endoscopy over both - it's a long and boring day but at least you just swallow a tiny camera and you still get to blast high pressure water out of your arse to the hilarity of everyone in the house the night before.