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Man City's are worse and over a much longer period, so if Everton got 12 points then Man City should get a lot more. To me it's a load of bollocks. They'll get a fine and a slap on the wrist - The PL is bent sideways.

You could replace Rishi Sunak with Donald Trump and that would read exactly the same to me. "We have the best computers. I walked in and I said wow that's a good computer. Thousands of times better than your computers."

I'm not sure it's fair to say the far left hate Jewish people, though I do think a large proportion of the far left hate Israel. This is true of Corbyn and anyone who absolutely loves the bloke. I think it's only natural for a nation to value the lives of it's own people over others, every country is the same - however I would say the ultra far left value the lives of Palestinians over Israelis. Leaning too far politically will always end up in the same way, someone has to be dehumanised. It's far too simple to say when it comes to humanity Palestinians = Israelis and and atrocities are atrocities no matter who is responsible.

It seemed like Miggy was playing to a game plan from Howe that didn't come off. People might like to drag him for his decision making when attacking but no one can argue against his defensive work rate, so last night was a bit odd from him in that regard; especially considering the pace that Trippier was up against all game.

Mick Martin - Wikipedia This him? If so, then yes Edit: nah that's not him, unless Mick Martin is in his 70s which I don't believe to be the case.

Is Martin still going? Fucking hell I thought he'd been cancelled years ago for being a miserable twat.

Thursday / Sunday is the same as Wednesday / Saturday really.

Aye, possibly - but it seems from the outside that Tonali only got found out because Fagioli grassed so it's plausible that Milan had no idea.

I don't know the bloke and wasn't he when he was to have a frame of reference, but I would wager the argument here was it was about Italian Americans, and a couple of Irish Americans so it was really a European film.

In short, never. They are too pig ignorant. They can't even acknowledge that gun control has worked in literally every other country that has introduced it. They are just that stupid. Always worth sharing this Lee Nelson bit. I prefer this one to the Jim Jefferies one.

I'm not sure where we'd even stand with this. If Tonali hasn't explicitly said he told Milan about his problem then it's an our word vs theirs position. I mean it's not like we knew about it and he's been here for months now.

2-1 to the toon

It's probably for the best. We don't need a jinx spoiling things for us

After we qualified for the CL my feeling at the time was coming third in the group and entering the EL would be pretty much ideal. Solid CL experience plus the extra cash that goes with it only to enter a competition we are good enough to win.

Has anyone checked in on our semi amphibious neighbours to the south to make sure they are okay after Tonali played a game before his suspension is even official?

Step up Miley son. We're long overdue a teenage wonder kid.

As MF requested...Fuck sake Gloom. Never go to another game!

He's fine man, he's had dodgy knees all season and he's played anyway. He was fine last season after his thigh injury. Just need to make sure he gets fully fit and hope his injury isn't too bad.

Murphy through the middle? Or Miggy?

The one that was fast enough to get away from uncle Michael.

Adeyemi is just the flash with bigger hair. Lascelles will be getting a canny test now.

Wilson has two attributes 1. Unstoppable sex appeal. 2. Goals. We've starved him of service, and the rain is playing havoc with the Dortmund defenders contact lenses.

Depends if he's fully over his injuries really. But I'd prefer to leave him on the bench until a drier game.

Imagine taking a fucking drum through customs man. Different breed ze Germans.

He's not there mate, he asked for a white wine spritzer in Shearer's before the game and he's been locked in a wheelie bin ever since.