Dazzler

I like to follow canon in games, so having to pick the character threw me. (Aye, I'm a dork, fuck off) I think I went with with Corvo again for continuance and then spent the whole time wondering if his bairn got better missions/powers

Because Rice playing mint means you've probably defended for your life since he's where attacking moves go to die and sideways passing thrives.

I loved the first one but struggled with the second. I do need to give it a second blast though. The stand alone DLC (also on game pass) was pretty decent too.

You can't shag and subsequently commit vehicular homicide on a lady of the night on Far Cry 5 - What are you playing at? On a serious note Far Cry 5 is class (better than 6 IMO) - You get to blast your way through a hardcore christian doomsday cult, what's not to like? If you like mindless, first person shooting, extreme violence then give Wolfenstein a go. Old bloods, new order, new colossus > in that order for chronology. Assassins Creed Odyssey is quality too (Origins is shite). Literally all of the gears of war games.

Not only a grass, but someone who'll stab his pals in the back to save his own skin. It's could cause problems in the Italian dressing room, but even his club mates will think twice about involving him in anything.

Uefa just need their palms greased, they're bent sideways.

Footage of someone shagging a mackem in Milan

Then she is Tonali's former bird. No way she's spending 10 month bouncing on Wilson to lower herself to a gambling man.

Jammy bastard. Most of us have only had it 0.5 times at best.

She heard Geordies have two hands and she was having fucking none of it.

I never said until Fagioli was pushing rope

Per crimerate.co.uk "Sunderland is the most dangerous major town in Tyne & Wear, and is among the top 5 most dangerous overall out of Tyne & Wear's 28 towns, villages, and cities. The overall crime rate in Sunderland in 2022 was 114 crimes per 1,000 people. This compares poorly to Tyne & Wear's overall crime rate, coming in 18% higher than the Tyne & Wear rate of 97 per 1,000 residents. For England, Wales, and Northern Ireland as a whole, Sunderland is the 28th most dangerous major town, and the 527th most dangerous location out of all towns, cities, and villages." Aye it's a proper cultural oasis is mackemland

No, part of his punishment is that he has to watch Fagioli rattle her until he's pushing rope. It's barbaric.

So it was never English until the Scottish National Party turned up? There's probably a joke in there somewhere but it's dinner time and I only have soup so I'm fucking raging.

Thoughts and prayers...

But did @trophyshy get a blow job? That's all anyone cares about.

He could get 3 years and they'll be whinging he didn't get the lecky chair.

He doesn't need a car if the other topic is owt to go buy as apparently he's being carried by the other squad members.

Until they rock up here and we brutally dry fuck them into submission in the opening half hour again

I know, imagine not buying your dad a brass after he sired you. Ungrateful cunt.

So you take manmeet's package late in the day? Explains why you stand to have a shite I suppose.