Dazzler

Gerrin

Has our set piece coach been moonlighting as their set piece coach?

Also Redknapp’s idea of where his arm would be natural would only make sense if his were dead. He was twisting, it’s perfectly natural for the arm to pull up like it did. The daft, lazy eye cunt.

Fucking hell. Have the players on both teams agreed to play with their boots on the wrong feet?

No. It was Paul Dummett.

He can’t help it. He’s getting old. It happens.

No booking.

I hear a league winning manager will be available soon.

We should be four up

Pope trying to prove that he doesn’t just kick the ball out for throw ins. He kicks them out for goal kicks too.

We’re a different proposition with these two full backs like.

Fuck that should be two for Nick now.

No, they spent a millisecond checking a handball by their keeper.

pen not given.

Fuck that’s a pen that.

Cherki pointing to big Joe clearly indicating he should be booked. Where was Cherki’s card?

That’s given if it’s on Haaland btw. Never a pen, but it’s definitely left to VAR to overturn at the other end

What a save

How the fuck isn’t that a free kick?

Shite shot but well pressed.

Joelinton is using him as a shin pad. Hopefully he works better than the fanny pad he used against Brentford.

Aye he's a sensational player IMO, but in Tuchel's set up he just doesn't seem to fit like Rogers and Anderson do. Even Foden has looked better in his run outs under Tuchel whereas Bellingham seems like he's being asked to do stuff he doesn't want to. So he won't do it, then goes in a strop when he gets subbed off. Takes after his da by the sounds of things

It wasn't the right time for him a year ago, but after winning his first trophy ever (and ours in a millenia) he might suddenly go aye, maybe I'll pick a job with even more unreasonable scrutiny attached. Carragher is lining Howe up for Liverpool isn't he?

In the UK it's a virgin. In the US it means he shoots five year olds in the back. Hope this helps.

It's not. It's a shoulder.